Ronny Chieng: ‘We’re Losing the War with Iran So Bad, It Converted Japan to Islam’

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CHIENG: “Oh, my god. We’re losing the war with Iran so bad, it converted Japan to Islam. [Cheers and applause] 
And I know it sounds stupid when Trump says it. But if someone told you “The Islamic Republic of Japan” was a new fusion restaurant in Bushwick, you [bleep] hipsters would be lining up for it! So, basically, on this NATO trip, Trump managed to restart the war with Iran, piss off our allies, threaten to kidnap Greenland again, and now no one is allowed to visit Spain. This would be considered a catastrophic failure for any president... But for Donald Trump, Solid B-! It’s not his worst outing.”