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Colbert to Priebus: Your Bailey’s with Cereal Reference Is Too Specific To Be Untrue (clip)
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WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
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Stephen Colbert
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
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04/22/2016 03:58 am
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Well if you re ░░░░░░░░ the news you know ░░░░░░░░ the 2016 Republican primary ░░░░░░░░ ride is rapidly approaching ░░░░░░░░ oaktree of their summer ░░░░░░░░ And if you think ░░░░░░░░ you re worried about ░░░░░░░░ is going to happen ░░░░░░░░ this race just consider ░░░░░░░░ Priebus RNC chairman and ░░░░░░░░ whose name is an ░░░░░░░░ for crisp bee urine ░░░░░░░░ is in a really ░░░░░░░░ spot right now As ░░░░░░░░ party approaches a contested ░░░░░░░░ it appears to be ░░░░░░░░ up in flames As ░░░░░░░░ told reporters yesterday sometimes ░░░░░░░░ can t fix it ░░░░░░░░ you can just take ░░░░░░░░ seven alarm fire and ░░░░░░░░ it a four alarm ░░░░░░░░ It s still burning ░░░░░░░░ not as bad as ░░░░░░░░ was Okay okay very ░░░░░░░░ Not as bad as ░░░░░░░░ was Reince you understand ░░░░░░░░ fire departments work right ░░░░░░░░ re not allowed to ░░░░░░░░ and say hey I ░░░░░░░░ we put a dent ░░░░░░░░ it Good luck But ░░░░░░░░ t worry Priebus insists ░░░░░░░░ s fine You are ░░░░░░░░ man in the middle ░░░░░░░░ say And it s ░░░░░░░░ your fault I mean ░░░░░░░░ I m so used ░░░░░░░░ it that I don ░░░░░░░░ I don t even ░░░░░░░░ It doesn t bother ░░░░░░░░ You re not pulling ░░░░░░░░ your hair Not no ░░░░░░░░ m not Stephen No ░░░░░░░░ s not pulling out ░░░░░░░░ hair It is fleeing ░░░░░░░░ its own accord We ░░░░░░░░ out of here But ░░░░░░░░ really he s good ░░░░░░░░ assume oh you must ░░░░░░░░ miserable You have a ░░░░░░░░ job But I don ░░░░░░░░ see it that way ░░░░░░░░ m not pouring Bailey ░░░░░░░░ in my cereal I ░░░░░░░░ not sitting here trying ░░░░░░░░ find the Johnny Walker ░░░░░░░░ is fun Stephen Yeah ░░░░░░░░ s fun This is ░░░░░░░░ right How many more ░░░░░░░░ of fun do I ░░░░░░░░ Six oh great yay ░░░░░░░░ I have to say ░░░░░░░░ Priebus uh uh I ░░░░░░░░ not pouring Bailey s ░░░░░░░░ my cereal is a ░░░░░░░░ specific reference for something ░░░░░░░░ something you are not ░░░░░░░░ sir Me thinks he ░░░░░░░░ Priebus too much Here ░░░░░░░░ the thing we care ░░░░░░░░ you Reince Priebus I ░░░░░░░░ to know about any ░░░░░░░░ very specific things you ░░░░░░░░ not doing For example ░░░░░░░░ tell me you re ░░░░░░░░ using Jagermeister as a ░░░░░░░░ dressing That you re ░░░░░░░░ huffing ether out of ░░░░░░░░ Scooby Doo gym sock ░░░░░░░░ you re definitely not ░░░░░░░░ Swisher Sweets and gasoline ░░░░░░░░ wrapping them in bacon ░░░░░░░░ then that you re ░░░░░░░░ keep going I really ░░░░░░░░ really need to know ░░░░░░░░ you re not doing ░░░░░░░░ body shots off an ░░░░░░░░ mall Santa Now if ░░░░░░░░ will excuse me right ░░░░░░░░ in honor of Reince ░░░░░░░░ I am going to ░░░░░░░░ myself I m going ░░░░░░░░ treat myself to a ░░░░░░░░ Bailey s on my ░░░░░░░░ charms Or as I ░░░░░░░░ to call it an ░░░░░░░░ continental breakfast Hmmmm hmmmm ░░░░░░░░ Hmmmm Please tell me ░░░░░░░░ people could hear that ░░░░░░░░ It just might just ░░░░░░░░ the lucky charms and ░░░░░░░░ combination going straight to ░░░░░░░░ oblangata because I could ░░░░░░░░ this whole bleep right ░░░░░░░░ We ll be right ░░░░░░░░
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