Colbert to Priebus: Your Bailey’s with Cereal Reference Is Too Specific To Be Untrue

COLBERT: "Yeah, it's fun. This is fun, right? How many more months of fun do I have? Six, oh great, yay. So I have to say, Mr. Priebus, uh, uh, I'm not pouring Bailey's on my cereal is a very specific reference for something-- for something you are not doing, sir. Me thinks he doth Priebus too much. Here is the thing, we care about you Reince Priebus. I need to know about any other very specific things you're not doing. For example, please tell me you're not using Jagermeister as a salad dressing. That you're not huffing ether out of a Scooby-Doo gym sock. That you're definitely not soaking Swisher Sweets and gasoline and wrapping them in bacon and then-- that you're not-- keep going. I really, I really need to know that you're not doing rumpleminz body shots off an unemployed mall Santa."