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Colbert Mocks J.D. Vance Ordering River Water Level Raised for Birthday Boat Trip: ‘I Don’t Like How Blue the Sky Is, Paint it Red’
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WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
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Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
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Stephen Colbert
, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
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08/08/2025 03:17 am
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COLBERT Seeing Tim Cook ░░░░░░░░ from distant lands to ░░░░░░░░ our chieftain with a ░░░░░░░░ ingot is just the ░░░░░░░░ event that makes you ░░░░░░░░ like our country is ░░░░░░░░ headfirst into techno feudalism ░░░░░░░░ the rich and powerful ░░░░░░░░ the levers of government ░░░░░░░░ for their own personal ░░░░░░░░ But once in a ░░░░░░░░ a story comes along ░░░░░░░░ gives me a glimmer ░░░░░░░░ hope This isn t ░░░░░░░░ of them Laughter Because ░░░░░░░░ just found out that ░░░░░░░░ D Vance ordered a ░░░░░░░░ s water level raised ░░░░░░░░ his family boat trip ░░░░░░░░ his birthday This is ░░░░░░░░ an insane spoiled baby ░░░░░░░░ move that I have ░░░░░░░░ choice but to break ░░░░░░░░ my new character Widdle ░░░░░░░░ Vance Laughter Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Hear ye hear ye ░░░░░░░░ want my wiver waised ░░░░░░░░ my birthday Also I ░░░░░░░░ t like how blue ░░░░░░░░ sky is Paint it ░░░░░░░░ Now give me juice ░░░░░░░░ Juice box Not fruit ░░░░░░░░ Apple Kill him Kill ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ call me I m ░░░░░░░░ in June Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ So what happened Apparently ░░░░░░░░ D Vance wanted to ░░░░░░░░ boating for his birthday ░░░░░░░░ his team requested that ░░░░░░░░ army corps of engineers ░░░░░░░░ increase the outflow from ░░░░░░░░ nearby lake to the ░░░░░░░░ in what s called ░░░░░░░░ special release Well of ░░░░░░░░ on your birthday who ░░░░░░░░ t want a special ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Officially this river ░░░░░░░░ was out of the ░░░░░░░░ Normally the Army Corps ░░░░░░░░ Engineers only does this ░░░░░░░░ they are training emergency ░░░░░░░░ There was an Laughs ░░░░░░░░ was an emeygency I ░░░░░░░░ more wawa for my ░░░░░░░░ boat Now there s ░░░░░░░░ emergency Hello police I ░░░░░░░░ hungwy get me Papa ░░░░░░░░ s He s cwosed ░░░░░░░░ him Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ will also entertain offers ░░░░░░░░ Amazon.
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