Colbert Calls J.D. Vance’s Dinner Meeting to Discuss Epstein Strategy with Top Trump Officials the ‘Eyes Wide Shut Supper’

COLBERT I just want ░░░░░░░░ say I just want ░░░░░░░░ say look I know ░░░░░░░░ Trump s followers get ░░░░░░░░ lot of grief from ░░░░░░░░ going Oh you don ░░░░░░░░ believe in anything it ░░░░░░░░ a cult of personality ░░░░░░░░ blah blah meow meow ░░░░░░░░ Laughter But I want ░░░░░░░░ be fair here okay ░░░░░░░░ is one thing that ░░░░░░░░ has believed from the ░░░░░░░░ and they still believe ░░░░░░░░ And that is that ░░░░░░░░ is a secret cabal ░░░░░░░░ top government officials who ░░░░░░░░ at shadowy dinners to ░░░░░░░░ how to hide the ░░░░░░░░ of wealthy sex traffickers ░░░░░░░░ pedophiles They do they ░░░░░░░░ believe that And for ░░░░░░░░ I have never criticized ░░░░░░░░ because Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ I Maybe I have ░░░░░░░░ Because I m sure ░░░░░░░░ kind of stuff does ░░░░░░░░ on For instance tonight ░░░░░░░░ Washington because according to ░░░░░░░░ top Trump officials will ░░░░░░░░ their Epstein strategy at ░░░░░░░░ dinner hosted by J ░░░░░░░░ Vance Now look many ░░░░░░░░ are shocking about that ░░░░░░░░ First of all this ░░░░░░░░ crisis has made Trump ░░░░░░░░ so desperate they are ░░░░░░░░ to hang out with ░░░░░░░░ D Vance Laughter Hey ░░░░░░░░ Come on in have ░░░░░░░░ seat No not on ░░░░░░░░ couch she s not ░░░░░░░░ the mood Laughter In ░░░░░░░░ to Vance CNN says ░░░░░░░░ dinner was to be ░░░░░░░░ by White House Chief ░░░░░░░░ Staff Susie Wiles Attorney ░░░░░░░░ Pam Bondi Deputy Attorney ░░░░░░░░ Todd Blanche and FBI ░░░░░░░░ Kash Patel who definitely ░░░░░░░░ seen some bleep Laughter ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Everything s ░░░░░░░░ Everything is good I ░░░░░░░░ nothing Just unable to ░░░░░░░░ my eyes ever again ░░░░░░░░ hey guys anybody have ░░░░░░░░ Visine After this CNN ░░░░░░░░ Vance s office denied ░░░░░░░░ was convening this meeting ░░░░░░░░ they are covering up ░░░░░░░░ cover up This is ░░░░░░░░ than a conspiracy it ░░░░░░░░ a duvet Dinner dinner ░░░░░░░░ no dinner the Eyes ░░░░░░░░ Shut supper still has ░░░░░░░░ decide what to do ░░░░░░░░ the transcript of the ░░░░░░░░ Maxwell interview conducted by ░░░░░░░░ DoJ s second in ░░░░░░░░ and Trump s former ░░░░░░░░ Daniels sex scandal lawyer ░░░░░░░░ Blanche seen here in ░░░░░░░░ last image his grandmother ░░░░░░░░ saw Laughter A few ░░░░░░░░ back Blanche met with ░░░░░░░░ who is currently serving ░░░░░░░░ 20 year sentence for ░░░░░░░░ trafficking minors and ever ░░░░░░░░ the Justice Department has ░░░░░░░░ digitizing transcribing and rejecting ░░░░░░░░ materials Oh I bet ░░░░░░░░ have Let s see ░░░░░░░░ F find Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ with Gayle King There ░░░░░░░░ go there you go ░░░░░░░░ as they redact the ░░░░░░░░ into a shallow grave ░░░░░░░░ officials are considering releasing ░░░░░░░░ contents of the interview ░░░░░░░░ they are concerned about ░░░░░░░░ making the details from ░░░░░░░░ interview public would bring ░░░░░░░░ Epstein controversy back to ░░░░░░░░ surface Back to the ░░░░░░░░ It s way above ░░░░░░░░ surface man This controversy ░░░░░░░░ all the way up ░░░░░░░░ the roof Laughter Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause I got it ░░░░░░░░ got it You know ░░░░░░░░ it is You know ░░░░░░░░ I got Hey guys ░░░░░░░░ every part of the ░░░░░░░░ is just as shady ░░░░░░░░ a cave First Maxwell ░░░░░░░░ suddenly moved to a ░░░░░░░░ security prison in Texas ░░░░░░░░ what do you know ░░░░░░░░ sources are now saying ░░░░░░░░ Ghislaine Maxwell told the ░░░░░░░░ Trump never did anything ░░░░░░░░ around her Well then ░░░░░░░░ s in the clear ░░░░░░░░ work gentlemen I know ░░░░░░░░ all had our suspicions ░░░░░░░░ the convicted sex trafficker ░░░░░░░░ underage girls didn t ░░░░░░░░ anything that concerned her ░░░░░░░░ red flags for Ghislaine ░░░░░░░░ her decade long career ░░░░░░░░ underage sex trafficking She ░░░░░░░░ right here in the ░░░░░░░░ What was Trump doing ░░░░░░░░ Jeffrey Epstein Nothing that ░░░░░░░░ me Ghislaine Maxwell sex ░░░░░░░░ I would have done ░░░░░░░░ he did Well back ░░░░░░░░ my normal non concerning ░░░░░░░░ grindstone of sex trafficking.’”