Colbert Calls J.D. Vance’s Dinner Meeting to Discuss Epstein Strategy with Top Trump Officials the ‘Eyes Wide Shut Supper’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “In addition to Vance, CNN says the dinner was to be attended by White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, Attorney General Pam Bondi, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, and FBI Director Kash Patel, who definitely has seen some [bleep].
(Laughter)
(Cheering and Applause)
'Everything’s fine. Everything is good. I saw nothing. Just unable to close my eyes ever again. Just — hey, guys, anybody have any Visine?' After this CNN report, Vance’s office denied he was convening this meeting. Now they are covering up the cover-up. This is worse than a conspiracy, it’s a duvet! Dinner, dinner, or no dinner, the 'Eyes Wide Shut' supper still has to decide what to do with the transcript of the Ghislaine Maxwell interview conducted by the DoJ’s second-in-command and Trump’s former Stormy Daniels sex scandal lawyer, Todd Blanche, seen here in the last image his grandmother ever saw.”