Colbert: Trump Shooter Hiding Behind Bushes for 12 Hours Sounds Like an Evil Plot Straight out of ‘Looney Tunes’

COLBERT Also turns out ░░░░░░░░ didn t have my ░░░░░░░░ with me it turns ░░░░░░░░ Sunday was kind of ░░░░░░░░ serious newsday that was ░░░░░░░░ all day because Donald ░░░░░░░░ was the subject of ░░░░░░░░ assassination attempt at his ░░░░░░░░ golf club And I ░░░░░░░░ want to state the ░░░░░░░░ right off the bat ░░░░░░░░ violence has no place ░░░░░░░░ America In fact can ░░░░░░░░ talk to all the ░░░░░░░░ owners for just a ░░░░░░░░ Don t shoot anyone ░░░░░░░░ you have even the ░░░░░░░░ idea that you might ░░░░░░░░ someone sell your gun ░░░░░░░░ use that money to ░░░░░░░░ yourself a little treat ░░░░░░░░ pancakes with extra whip ░░░░░░░░ on there or one ░░░░░░░░ those bicycle license plates ░░░░░░░░ your name on it ░░░░░░░░ a flute Learn the ░░░░░░░░ Learn the flute okay ░░░░░░░░ then call your kids ░░░░░░░░ tell them you traded ░░░░░░░░ your guns for a ░░░░░░░░ They might visit Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Now here s ░░░░░░░░ this craziness went down ░░░░░░░░ truly deranged man went ░░░░░░░░ Mar a Lago s ░░░░░░░░ course and spent nearly ░░░░░░░░ hours hiding there before ░░░░░░░░ Secret Service agent spotted ░░░░░░░░ rifle sticking through the ░░░░░░░░ That sounds like an ░░░░░░░░ plot straight out of ░░░░░░░░ Tunes Reminds me of ░░░░░░░░ Wilkes Booth s famous ░░░░░░░░ Be vewy vewy quiet ░░░░░░░░ m about to intewwupt ░░░░░░░░ pway Given that Trump ░░░░░░░░ campaign hadn t announced ░░░░░░░░ public plans for Sunday ░░░░░░░░ wondered did the suspect ░░░░░░░░ the former president would ░░░░░░░░ coming to play golf ░░░░░░░░ was it a guess ░░░░░░░░ how could he possibly ░░░░░░░░ guessed that Trump would ░░░░░░░░ golfing That s as ░░░░░░░░ as Pitbull up in ░░░░░░░░ club with some big ░░░░░░░░ mamis Secret Service did ░░░░░░░░ job They caught the ░░░░░░░░ be shooter before he ░░░░░░░░ get a round off ░░░░░░░░ out the fella had ░░░░░░░░ criminal record dating back ░░░░░░░░ and is a longtime ░░░░░░░░ Carolina resident who most ░░░░░░░░ lived in Hawaii and ░░░░░░░░ to Florida First clue ░░░░░░░░ s insane He left ░░░░░░░░ for Florida Okay there ░░░░░░░░ no reason for that ░░░░░░░░ and Applause That is ░░░░░░░░ necessary If you are ░░░░░░░░ Hawaii just stay It ░░░░░░░░ right there in Florida ░░░░░░░░ motto Like Hawaii with ░░░░░░░░ STD Laughter Hope that ░░░░░░░░ up And politically the ░░░░░░░░ s all over the ░░░░░░░░ It says he voted ░░░░░░░░ Trump then supported Bernie ░░░░░░░░ Tulsi Gabbard then Nikki ░░░░░░░░ and Vivek Ramaswamy How ░░░░░░░░ you support all of ░░░░░░░░ people when they re ░░░░░░░░ so different That s ░░░░░░░░ saying I ll have ░░░░░░░░ soup And if you ░░░░░░░░ t have that I ░░░░░░░░ take sneakers And if ░░░░░░░░ don t have that ░░░░░░░░ ll take Vivek Ramaswamy ░░░░░░░░ a social media post ░░░░░░░░ his followers he was ░░░░░░░░ Trump sat down with ░░░░░░░░ Digital and blamed the ░░░░░░░░ of Biden and Harris ░░░░░░░░ them a threat to ░░░░░░░░ adding Their rhetoric is ░░░░░░░░ me to be shot ░░░░░░░░ when they are the ░░░░░░░░ that are destroying the ░░░░░░░░ both from the inside ░░░░░░░░ out Nothing like blaming ░░░░░░░░ else for something you ░░░░░░░░ doing in the same ░░░░░░░░ Honey you calling me ░░░░░░░░ darling you calling me ░░░░░░░░ hurts my feelings Marriage ░░░░░░░░ be built on love ░░░░░░░░ I m beginning to ░░░░░░░░ that you re too ░░░░░░░░ to understand that, okay?’”