Colbert: Trump Shooter Hiding Behind Bushes for 12 Hours Sounds Like an Evil Plot Straight out of ‘Looney Tunes’

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COLBERT: “Now, here’s how this craziness went down. A truly deranged man went to Mar-a-Lago’s golf course and spent nearly 12 hours hiding there before a Secret Service agent spotted his rifle sticking through the shrubbery. That sounds like an evil plot straight out of 'Looney Tunes.' Reminds me of John Wilkes Booth’s famous words: 'Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m about to intewwupt a pway.' Given that Trump’s campaign hadn’t announced any public plans for Sunday, many wondered, did the suspect know the former president would be coming to play golf, or was it a guess? Yes, how could he possibly have guessed that Trump would be golfing? That’s as unforeseeable as Pitbull up in the club with some big booty mamis!”