Colbert: What Happens if Kristi Noem Finds a Genie’s Lamp? ‘Kill a Dog, Kill a Dog,’ and a ‘Time Machine to Kill Hitler—‘s Dog’

COLBERT One attendee was ░░░░░░░░ Dakota Governor Kristi Noem ░░░░░░░░ here Audience boos Seen ░░░░░░░░ about to take her ░░░░░░░░ for a walk When ░░░░░░░░ introduced her Trump did ░░░░░░░░ mention that she killed ░░░░░░░░ dog Cricket like a ░░░░░░░░ But no one can ░░░░░░░░ her and not think ░░░░░░░░ that story now Her ░░░░░░░░ isn t even out ░░░░░░░░ but new excerpts don ░░░░░░░░ make her look flashlight ░░░░░░░░ De Vil In a ░░░░░░░░ chapter Noem references President ░░░░░░░░ s German shepherd Commander ░░░░░░░░ has a history of ░░░░░░░░ Secret Service agents writing ░░░░░░░░ would I do if ░░░░░░░░ was president on the ░░░░░░░░ day in office in ░░░░░░░░ Thanks for asking I ░░░░░░░░ to have a list ░░░░░░░░ first thing I d ░░░░░░░░ is make sure Joe ░░░░░░░░ s dog was nowhere ░░░░░░░░ the grounds Commander say ░░░░░░░░ to Cricket for me ░░░░░░░░ s your If I ░░░░░░░░ president fantasy What happens ░░░░░░░░ she finds a genie ░░░░░░░░ lamp Three wishes Kill ░░░░░░░░ dog kill a dog ░░░░░░░░ I guess a time ░░░░░░░░ so I could go ░░░░░░░░ and kill Hitler s ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Noem ░░░░░░░░ book isn t just ░░░░░░░░ truths it s also ░░░░░░░░ some strange lies in ░░░░░░░░ When talking about her ░░░░░░░░ policy experience Noem writes ░░░░░░░░ remember when I met ░░░░░░░░ North Korean dictator Kim ░░░░░░░░ Un I m sure ░░░░░░░░ underestimated me having no ░░░░░░░░ about my experience staring ░░░░░░░░ little tyrants I d ░░░░░░░░ a children s pastor ░░░░░░░░ all No that actually ░░░░░░░░ And I know cuz ░░░░░░░░ taught Sunday school for ░░░░░░░░ years That s why ░░░░░░░░ was able to give ░░░░░░░░ purple nurple to Muammar ░░░░░░░░ Turns out that very ░░░░░░░░ story about her staring ░░░░░░░░ Kim Jong un is ░░░░░░░░ true And Noem was ░░░░░░░░ about that yesterday by ░░░░░░░░ Brennan on Face the ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts BRENNAN Did ░░░░░░░░ meet Kim Jong un ░░░░░░░░ Well you know as ░░░░░░░░ as this was brought ░░░░░░░░ my attention I certainly ░░░░░░░░ some changes Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Yes That is why ░░░░░░░░ book No Going Back ░░░░░░░░ now called Going Back ░░░░░░░░ Making Some Changes Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause)