Colbert: What Happens if Kristi Noem Finds a Genie’s Lamp? ‘Kill a Dog, Kill a Dog,’ and a ‘Time Machine to Kill Hitler—‘s Dog’

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COLBERT: “But no one can see her and not think about that story now. Her memoir isn’t even out yet, but new excerpts don’t make her look flashlight Cruella De Vil. In a later chapter, Noem references President Biden’s German shepherd Commander, who has a history of biting Secret Service agents, writing, 'What would I do if I was president on the first day in office in 2025? Thanks for asking. I happen to have a list. The first thing I’d do is make sure Joe Biden’s dog was nowhere on the grounds. Commander, say hello to Cricket for me.' That’s your 'If I was president' fantasy? What happens if she finds a genie’s lamp? 'Three wishes? Kill a dog, kill a dog, and I guess a time machine so I could go back and kill Hitler — ’s dog.'”