To access this clip without audiomarks, please purchase it, or upgrade your account.
Date
Summary
Colbert Calls Trump’s Speech a ‘Magnetic Poetry in a Blender During an Earthquake’
Subjects
Source
WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
Show
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
Persons
Stephen Colbert
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
Event
Event location
–
Link
–
Original recording
Uploaded
01/24/2024 01:11 am
Owner
JBDiaz (staff)
Type
Video
Format
MP4 (720x406)
Use clipper to adjust file type
Duration
0:02:45
Views
4
Purchases
0
Social views
0
Transcript
COLBERT Last night Donald ░░░░░░░░ made his closing argument ░░░░░░░░ throwing magnetic poetry in ░░░░░░░░ blender during an earthquake ░░░░░░░░ the close polls out ░░░░░░░░ Trump has faith in ░░░░░░░░ people of New Hampshire ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump Tuesday I ░░░░░░░░ that New Hampshire will ░░░░░░░░ the I would say ░░░░░░░░ place on earth for ░░░░░░░░ period of time will ░░░░░░░░ the loudest of any ░░░░░░░░ place Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ awkward but that s ░░░░░░░░ a very clever play ░░░░░░░░ the original Disney slogan ░░░░░░░░ place on earth for ░░░░░░░░ period of time that ░░░░░░░░ be happiest of any ░░░░░░░░ place Applause Then and ░░░░░░░░ want to point out ░░░░░░░░ why not A for ░░░░░░░░ Then set to a ░░░░░░░░ accompaniment Trump declared war ░░░░░░░░ the English language Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump We have become ░░░░░░░░ drug infested crime ridden ░░░░░░░░ which is incapable of ░░░░░░░░ even the sollest smallest ░░░░░░░░ The simplest of problems ░░░░░░░░ can no longer solve ░░░░░░░░ can t do anything ░░░░░░░░ are an institute in ░░░░░░░░ powerful death penalty Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter COLBERT That is ░░░░░░░░ dark and confusing vision ░░░░░░░░ America Imitating Trump We ░░░░░░░░ an institute in a ░░░░░░░░ death penalty an organization ░░░░░░░░ a tremendous firing squad ░░░░░░░░ seminar in a magnificent ░░░░░░░░ And may I remind ░░░░░░░░ a place on earth ░░░░░░░░ for that period of ░░░░░░░░ will speak the loudest ░░░░░░░░ any other place So ░░░░░░░░ got that going for ░░░░░░░░ Whale Trump also played ░░░░░░░░ of the classics including ░░░░░░░░ description of a missile ░░░░░░░░ system Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ these guys these geniuses ░░░░░░░░ go these are not ░░░░░░░░ guys here They re ░░░░░░░░ guys up here right ░░░░░░░░ they calmly walk to ░░░░░░░░ seat ding ding ding ░░░░░░░░ ding ding They ve ░░░░░░░░ got 17 seconds to ░░░░░░░░ this whole thing out ░░░░░░░░ Boom Okay Missile launch ░░░░░░░░ Poom Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ Wow At this point ░░░░░░░░ think it s possible ░░░░░░░░ he was just watching ░░░░░░░░ play pinball Imitating Trump ░░░░░░░░ guys they go ding ░░░░░░░░ ding psheeen then the ░░░░░░░░ went between those little ░░░░░░░░ ding ding and they ░░░░░░░░ an extra ball That ░░░░░░░░ what I want I ░░░░░░░░ an extra ball for ░░░░░░░░ Imitating Trump Extra extra ░░░░░░░░ all about it.’”
To view this clip's transcript, log into your Grabien account.
