Colbert Calls Trump’s Speech a ‘Magnetic Poetry in a Blender During an Earthquake’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Last night, Donald Trump made his closing argument by throwing magnetic poetry in a blender during an earthquake. Despite the close polls out there, Trump has faith in the people of New Hampshire."

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TRUMP: "Tuesday, I believe that New Hampshire will be the — I would say the place on earth for that period of time will speak the loudest of any other place."
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COLBERT: "Sounds awkward, but that’s actually a very clever play off the original Disney slogan 'The place on earth for that period of time that will be happiest of any other place.'
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Then — and I want to point out — sure, why not? A for effort. Then, set to a musical accompaniment, Trump declared war on the English language."