Colbert on New Travel Ban: It Now Includes the Golden State Warriors

RUSH TRANSCRIPT COLBERT President ░░░░░░░░ has a new travel ░░░░░░░░ That s right This ░░░░░░░░ what his third attempt ░░░░░░░░ if it s anything ░░░░░░░░ his marriages this one ░░░░░░░░ stick Big Melania fans ░░░░░░░░ This new ban has ░░░░░░░░ carefully rewritten as The ░░░░░░░░ of months of deliberation ░░░░░░░░ included the State Department ░░░░░░░░ Department of Homeland Security ░░░░░░░░ White House and other ░░░░░░░░ As opposed to the ░░░░░░░░ ban which was the ░░░░░░░░ of Steve Bannon running ░░░░░░░░ the White House in ░░░░░░░░ towel with an empty ░░░░░░░░ of Nighttrain yelling The ░░░░░░░░ are coming The Muslims ░░░░░░░░ coming Uh huh Here ░░░░░░░░ That s Nighttrain Here ░░░░░░░░ the difference Here s ░░░░░░░░ difference In addition to ░░░░░░░░ countries named in the ░░░░░░░░ executive order the revised ░░░░░░░░ ban was expanded to ░░░░░░░░ people from Chad North ░░░░░░░░ Venezuela and the Golden ░░░░░░░░ Warriors I think I ░░░░░░░░ pretty sure We ve ░░░░░░░░ to keep our eye ░░░░░░░░ Golden State I don ░░░░░░░░ know where that is ░░░░░░░░ those changes are key ░░░░░░░░ Trump Administration officials said ░░░░░░░░ addition of North Korea ░░░░░░░░ Venezuela demonstrated it was ░░░░░░░░ a Muslim ban Adding ░░░░░░░░ countries doesn t make ░░░░░░░░ less bad You can ░░░░░░░░ just claim Hey it ░░░░░░░░ not a hate crime ░░░░░░░░ I also threw a ░░░░░░░░ into the building next ░░░░░░░░ the mosque What do ░░░░░░░░ hate dry cleaners now ░░░░░░░░ doesn t make sense ░░░░░░░░ you can t just ░░░░░░░░ this out with other ░░░░░░░░ and expect us not ░░░░░░░░ notice it s a ░░░░░░░░ ban That s like ░░░░░░░░ you throw a bunch ░░░░░░░░ clif bars in your ░░░░░░░░ when you re buying ░░░░░░░░ magazines We know what ░░░░░░░░ need that energy for.”