Colbert on New Travel Ban: It Now Includes the Golden State Warriors
RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "President Trump has a new travel ban! That's right. This is what, his third attempt? So, if it's anything like his marriages, this one may stick. Big Melania fans here. This new ban has been carefully rewritten as "The result of months of deliberation that included the State Department, the Department of Homeland Security, the White House, and other agencies." As opposed to the first ban, which was the result of Steve Bannon running through the White House in a towel with an empty bottle of Nighttrain yelling, "The Muslims are coming! The Muslims are coming!" Uh-huh. Here's-- That's "Nighttrain." Here's the difference. Here's the difference. In addition to the countries named in the first executive order, the revised travel ban was expanded to include people from Chad, North Korea, Venezuela, and the Golden State Warriors. I think. I'm pretty sure. We've got to keep our eye on Golden State. I don't know where that is."




