Darth Vader Told the San Diego City Council He Is in Favor of Flock Cameras

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DARTH VADER: "The emperor is a fan of Flock and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium, because we all know that the Flock cameras are not only following the license plate readers, they are following children, they are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."