Fallon: America ‘Might Be Asking Too Much of Trump to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz When He Can’t Even Reopen the Pool in His Backyard’

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FALLON: “Yep. Trump claimed someone used a a knife to quickly cut the pool liner the length of three football fields. [Laughter] I can barely use a knife to cut open my Amazon box. [Laughter] I’m like, “Wait, maybe I’ll just pry this thing open. I don’t know. Is a rope in the tape? What the heck.” At this point, Trump’s thinking about draining the water, covering it in green felt, and turning it into a reflecting pool table. [Laughter] Yeah, we might be asking too much of Trump to reopen the Strait of Hormuz when he can’t even reopen the pool in his backyard. You know what I’m saying? [Laughter and applause] I don’t think — what are we doing?”