Jon Stewart: Mitch McConnell Looks Like a Make-a-Wish Kid Whose Wish Was for Everyone Else in the Hospital to Lose Their Health Insurance

RUSH EXCERPT:

STEWART: “How the [bleep]? Is that possible? It’s hard to believe! McConnell was the one who spent a lot of time in and out of hospitals since his Capitol Hill buffering episodes. McConnell was the one who suddenly disappeared for a month, and nobody heard from, to the point where the governor of his own state was asking for proof of life. Which, coincidentally, we got yesterday! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: totally believable evidence that Mitch McConnell is not only alive, but the happiest boy in the hospital! He’s the happiest boy in the hospital!
[Laughter]
That’s the smile of a make-a-wish kid whose wish was that everyone else in the hospital lost their health insurance due to his [bleep] Policies.
[Cheers and applause]
And after that, of course, Mitch and his wife released even more photos. Here they are at Disney riding splash mountain. Then apparently they climbed the spire of the empire state building and renewed their vows. And then, let’s say, went to a world cup game!”