Ronny Chieng: Before America Invades Greenland, Can We Triple-Check if They Control Some Vital Chokepoint?

EXCERPT:

CHIENG: “Okay, this shit again. I guess we’re going to war with Iran, and Spain, and Greenland? All I ask is, before we invade, can we at least triple-check that Greenland doesn’t also control some vital chokepoint for the entire planet? Because I don’t want to find out that all the world’s oxygen comes from some volcano in Nuuk.”