Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Absence in Don Jr.’s Nuptials: ‘Flying to a Private Island Makes Him Miss His Friend, Jeffrey’

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KIMMEL: “DJTJ and his new bride, Bettina, were married on Saturday on a private island in the Bahamas. It was a small ceremony with about 40 guests, None of whom were his father.
[Laughter]
Daddy Donald sent his RSVP via TRUTH Social. “While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump family, his soon to be wife Bettina, circumstances pertaining to government and my love for the United States of America do not allow me to do so.”
[Laughter]
See, he can be warm when he wants to. He loves Don Jr., he just loves the United States more.
[Laughter]
He had circumstances pertaining to government to get to.
[Laughter]
And also flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey, who he lost.
[Moans and applause]
The president, this is a guy who golfs two, three times a week. He’s going to UFC fights with Vanilla Ice. He was too busy for his son’s wedding.”