John Oliver: If I Ever Get Asked if I Was Ever Been Drunk as FBI Director, I’d Start with ‘No’

RUSH EXCERPT:

OLIVER: “Oh, yes, the sure fire sign that someone who hasn’t been drinking -- sudden, uncontrolled belligerence. I have personally never been accused of getting "white girl wasted" at the place called the Poodle Room in Las Vegas. But, even I know, if someone asks "Have you been drunk or absent as FBI director?" to start with "No," rather the vomiting out and incoherent string of fractions.”