Colbert: ‘Mr. President, Your Tariffs Are So Illegal, the Supreme Court Ordered You to Exercise’

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COLBERT: “That wasn’t the only victory for America. On front of the Supreme Court struck down Donald Trump’s tariffs. Now that’s what I’m [bleep] Talking about! [Cheers and applause] Justices, you’ve done something truly historic. You’ve made people go “whoo-hoo” about tariffs. It was a 6-3 ruling along partisan — not partisan, really douchebag lines. Thomas, Alito, cavanaugh. Flag man, Mr. Rv, and the boof group. Majority opinion was written by chief justice in full-grown adult of the corn, John Roberts. In it roberts spectrum down writing the president asserts each ordinary power to unilaterally impose tariffs of a limited amount of duration and scope. He was ended by clear national authorization to exercise it. You hear that? Do you hear that? Mr. President, your tariffs are so illegal the Supreme Court just ordered you to exercise. Kid Rock, make some room in that sauna. That would be fun.“