‘The Real Undisputed Champion of Coal’ Warns Trump: ‘I’m Coming for that Title’

RUSH EXCERPT:

CHAMPION OF COAL: It’s me! “the coal man” coalerson! I am the real undisputed champion of coal! And I am coming for that title, Donald Trump!”
[Cheers and applause]
>> Jordan: I’m sorry, what do you mean you’re the real champion of coal?
CHAMPION OF COAL: Did I stutter? No one touches me when it comes to coal. I mine coal! I burn coal! I eat coal bricks and I piss coal dust!”