Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Defense for MBS: ‘How Dare You Embarrass a Man Who Had a Columnist Sawed into Pieces’

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KIMMEL: "How dare you embarrass a man who had a columnist sawed into pieces. 'Things happen.' Things happen? This is not an episode of 'The Sopranos.' You’re the president of the United States. The crown prince did address the murder. He said, 'We’ve improved our system to be sure that nothing happened like that. It’s painful and it’s a huge mistake and we’re doing our best that this doesn’t happen again.' Doing their best to make sure it doesn’t happen again. This is not what you say about a murder. This is what the manager of Jersey Mike’s says when they accidentally put pepperoni on your tuna sandwich."