Larry David Rants About ‘Idiots’ Leaving Home in California PSA

‘You’re hurting old people like me — well, not me, I have nothing to do with you, I’ll never see you’

EXCERPT:

DAVID: "Hello. I'm Larry David. Obviously somebody put me up to this because it's generally not the kind of thing I do but I basically want to address the idiots out there, and you know who you are -- you're going out -- I don't know what you're doing, you're -- you're socializing too close, it's -- it's not good, you're hurting old people like me -- well, not me, I have nothing to do with you, I'll never see you. But, you know, other -- let's say other old people who might be your relatives! Who the hell knows. But the problem is you're passing up a fantastic opportunity -- a once in a lifetime opportunity -- to stay in the house, sit on the couch and watch -- watch TV! I mean, I don't know how you passing that up! Well, maybe because you're not -- you're not that bright.”

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