Stewart: China Has Also Beat Us at Doing Protests and Stupid Celeb Tweets

"China! China, you surpassed us once more. I can’t believe this. First, the Chinese beat us at business with Alibaba. Now they are doing protests better than us. They are beating us at both 'the occupy' and the Wall Street. It’s not fair! (Laughter)

Even the police have been minding their manners. Here they are offering helpful signage to alert passers-by about to be tear gassed. (Laughter) Very thoughtful, right?”