Noah: Without Net Neutrality, We’d Have To Be Sneaking on Canada’s Wi-Fi

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
NOAH: "But first, but first, big news from the F.C.C. Net neutrality is no more. Wooo! No? Oh. I never know which way you guys are going to go. I never know. This could mean that Internet Service Providers could slow down your Netflix or your gaming or your porn, unless those companies pay them more money. So you know what this means? I guess we're all going to have to be sneaking on to Canada's wifi! What's the password? A boot? Okay. It doesn't work. Two "o"s? How does this work. I'm not too worried, man. There is no evidence this is going to break the Internet, or whatever people are saying. So if you're watching this show right now online right now, I just want to remind you at-- Pig man. But moving on, moving on."