Kimmel: Now that Putin Has Won, He Can Completely Focus on Our Elections

‘They don’t even mention who he was running against because it doesn’t matter’

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KIMMEL: "Meanwhile, congratulations to trump’s bff Vladimir Putin, who was elected yesterday for his fourth term as president of Russia. He won in a landslide. His opponents coincidentally died in a landslide. All of them. Most of the reports, they don’t even mention who he was running against because it doesn’t matter. He was winning this thing one way or the other. There are widespread reports of ballot box stuffing in Russia, some of which was caught on surveillance cameras. This guy is shoving ballots in there like he’s voting on “American idol” or something. Here’s another one. And nobody seems to like notice or care that — this guy won the — I think he won for style points because he just — yeah. He was like the David Blaine of voter fraud. He just kept pulling envelopes out of his pocket and dropping them in. So there you have it. Vladimir Putin won. And now he can focus on his next election. Ours."

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