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Colbert Mocks Biden For Making up Rhymes: Stop Helping Your Opponents, It Will Only Backfire (clip)
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WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
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Stephen Colbert
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
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05/14/2020 01:38 pm
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RUSH TRANSCRIPT Trip to ░░░░░░░░ international house of pancakes ░░░░░░░░ tooty reporting for duty ░░░░░░░░ lockdown is also affecting ░░░░░░░░ 2020 election Hey remember ░░░░░░░░ It s just a ░░░░░░░░ months away and Trump ░░░░░░░░ itching to get back ░░░░░░░░ the trail Tomorrow he ░░░░░░░░ going to Allentown Pennsylvania ░░░░░░░░ he ll visit a ░░░░░░░░ equipment distribution center He ░░░░░░░░ wants to be doing ░░░░░░░░ Rallies but instead they ░░░░░░░░ making him do educational ░░░░░░░░ trips As Trump Wait ░░░░░░░░ second is there any ░░░░░░░░ you can make these ░░░░░░░░ scream my name Could ░░░░░░░░ at least hold up ░░░░░░░░ baby in a racist ░░░░░░░░ Trump s campaign plans ░░░░░░░░ in stark contrast to ░░░░░░░░ of his likely democratic ░░░░░░░░ Former vice president and ░░░░░░░░ instructor at seniors karate ░░░░░░░░ Joe Biden Like most ░░░░░░░░ us Biden has been ░░░░░░░░ and bunkered at his ░░░░░░░░ He s been holding ░░░░░░░░ campaign events and that ░░░░░░░░ not going to change ░░░░░░░░ time soon According to ░░░░░░░░ team Biden plans to ░░░░░░░░ campaigning virtually from home ░░░░░░░░ makes sense You know ░░░░░░░░ old saying If it ░░░░░░░░ t broke don t ░░░░░░░░ it and if it ░░░░░░░░ broke but rising in ░░░░░░░░ polls lock it in ░░░░░░░░ basement Biden s decision ░░░░░░░░ stay socially isolated is ░░░░░░░░ some criticism from people ░░░░░░░░ both parties who say ░░░░░░░░ s been hiding in ░░░░░░░░ basement As Biden Look ░░░░░░░░ m not hidin Jack ░░░░░░░░ way Basement is where ░░░░░░░░ got my model trains ░░░░░░░░ I took a solemn ░░░░░░░░ to serve the good ░░░░░░░░ of gumdrop junction Toot ░░░░░░░░ Come on I got ░░░░░░░░ lights working on the ░░░░░░░░ tower and that s ░░░░░░░░ easy Can t get ░░░░░░░░ can t get the ░░░░░░░░ to work To fight ░░░░░░░░ Biden went on the ░░░░░░░░ to tell America he ░░░░░░░░ campaigning harder than ever ░░░░░░░░ re on the campaign ░░░░░░░░ now Everybody says you ░░░░░░░░ Biden is hidein Stephen ░░░░░░░░ don t help your ░░░░░░░░ with a fun rhyme ░░░░░░░░ will only backfire just ░░░░░░░░ the Democrats disastrous 1948 ░░░░░░░░ Truman ain t human ░░░░░░░░ as soon as it ░░░░░░░░ safe Biden is ready ░░░░░░░░ hit the trail again ░░░░░░░░ mean I m anxious ░░░░░░░░ go out and campaign ░░░░░░░░ You know when I ░░░░░░░░ I m usually the ░░░░░░░░ one there and the ░░░░░░░░ one to leave I ░░░░░░░░ interfacing with people Stephen ░░░░░░░░ we know and you ░░░░░░░░ you were going to ░░░░░░░░ that Home campaigning seems ░░░░░░░░ be working for the ░░░░░░░░ veep Biden s lead ░░░░░░░░ the steadiest on record ░░░░░░░░ his polls six points ░░░░░░░░ of Trump Seems like ░░░░░░░░ less voters see Joe ░░░░░░░░ more they like him ░░░░░░░░ his campaign s new ░░░░░░░░ cry Lock him up ░░░░░░░░ him up Oh we ░░░░░░░░ got a great show ░░░░░░░░ you tonight Again it ░░░░░░░░ my quarantine birthday.
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