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George Carlin on Global Warming
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George Carlin (Deceased)

Name: George Carlin (Deceased)

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You got people like ░░░░░░░░ around you country s ░░░░░░░░ of them now people ░░░░░░░░ around all day long ░░░░░░░░ minute of the day ░░░░░░░░ about everything worried about ░░░░░░░░ air worried about the ░░░░░░░░ worried about the soil ░░░░░░░░ about insecticides pesticides food ░░░░░░░░ carcinogens worried about radon ░░░░░░░░ worried about asbestos worried ░░░░░░░░ saving endangered species let ░░░░░░░░ tell you about endangered ░░░░░░░░ alright saving endangered species ░░░░░░░░ just one more arrogant ░░░░░░░░ by humans to control ░░░░░░░░ it s arrogant meddling ░░░░░░░░ s what got us ░░░░░░░░ trouble in the first ░░░░░░░░ doesn t anybody understand ░░░░░░░░ interfering with nature over ░░░░░░░░ over way over 90 ░░░░░░░░ all the species that ░░░░░░░░ ever lived on this ░░░░░░░░ ever lived are gone ░░░░░░░░ they re extinct we ░░░░░░░░ t kill them all ░░░░░░░░ just disappeared that s ░░░░░░░░ nature does they disappear ░░░░░░░░ days at the rate ░░░░░░░░ 25 a day and ░░░░░░░░ mean regardless of our ░░░░░░░░ behavior irrespective of how ░░░░░░░░ act on this planet ░░░░░░░░ species that were here ░░░░░░░░ will be gone tomorrow ░░░░░░░░ them go gracefully leave ░░░░░░░░ alone haven t we ░░░░░░░░ enough we re so ░░░░░░░░ important so self important ░░░░░░░░ s going to save ░░░░░░░░ now save the trees ░░░░░░░░ the bee save the ░░░░░░░░ save those nails and ░░░░░░░░ greatest arrogance of all ░░░░░░░░ the planet what are ░░░░░░░░ fucking people kidding me ░░░░░░░░ the planet we don ░░░░░░░░ even know how to ░░░░░░░░ care of ourselves yet ░░░░░░░░ haven t learned how ░░░░░░░░ care for one another ░░░░░░░░ re going to save ░░░░░░░░ fucking planet Applause I ░░░░░░░░ tired of fucking Earth ░░░░░░░░ I m tired of ░░░░░░░░ self righteous environmentalists these ░░░░░░░░ Buju ah liberals who ░░░░░░░░ the only thing wrong ░░░░░░░░ this country is there ░░░░░░░░ t enough bicycle paths ░░░░░░░░ trying to make the ░░░░░░░░ safe for their Volvo ░░░░░░░░ besides environmentalists don t ░░░░░░░░ a shit about the ░░░░░░░░ they don t care ░░░░░░░░ the planet not in ░░░░░░░░ abstract they don t ░░░░░░░░ in the abstract they ░░░░░░░░ t you know what ░░░░░░░░ re interested in a ░░░░░░░░ place to live their ░░░░░░░░ habitat their word that ░░░░░░░░ day in the future ░░░░░░░░ might be personally inconvenienced ░░░░░░░░ unenlightened self interest doesn ░░░░░░░░ impress me besides there ░░░░░░░░ nothing wrong with the ░░░░░░░░ nothing wrong with the ░░░░░░░░ the planet is fine ░░░░░░░░ people are fucked difference ░░░░░░░░ the planet is fine ░░░░░░░░ to the people the ░░░░░░░░ is doing great been ░░░░░░░░ four and a half ░░░░░░░░ years do you ever ░░░░░░░░ about the arithmetic planet ░░░░░░░░ been here four and ░░░░░░░░ half billion years we ░░░░░░░░ been here what a ░░░░░░░░ thousand maybe two hundred ░░░░░░░░ and we ve only ░░░░░░░░ engaged in heavy industry ░░░░░░░░ a little over two ░░░░░░░░ years two hundred years ░░░░░░░░ four and a half ░░░░░░░░ and we have the ░░░░░░░░ to think that somehow ░░░░░░░░ re a threat that ░░░░░░░░ we re going to ░░░░░░░░ in jeopardy this beautiful ░░░░░░░░ blue green ball it ░░░░░░░░ just a floating around ░░░░░░░░ Sun the planet has ░░░░░░░░ through a lot worse ░░░░░░░░ us then through all ░░░░░░░░ of things worse than ░░░░░░░░ then through earthquakes volcanoes ░░░░░░░░ tectonics continental drift solar ░░░░░░░░ sunspots magnetic storms the ░░░░░░░░ reversal of the poles ░░░░░░░░ of thousands of years ░░░░░░░░ bombardment by comets and ░░░░░░░░ and meteors worldwide floods ░░░░░░░░ waves worldwide fires erosion ░░░░░░░░ rays recurring Ice Ages ░░░░░░░░ we think some plastic ░░░░░░░░ at summer cans are ░░░░░░░░ to make a difference ░░░░░░░░ planet the planet the ░░░░░░░░ isn t going anywhere ░░░░░░░░ are we re going ░░░░░░░░ pack your shit folks ░░░░░░░░ re going away and ░░░░░░░░ won t leave much ░░░░░░░░ a trace either thank ░░░░░░░░ for that maybe a ░░░░░░░░ Styrofoam maybe little Styrofoam ░░░░░░░░ will be here we ░░░░░░░░ be long gone just ░░░░░░░░ failed mutation just another ░░░░░░░░ end biological mistake an ░░░░░░░░ cul de sac the ░░░░░░░░ will shake us off ░░░░░░░░ a bad case of ░░░░░░░░ a surface nuisance you ░░░░░░░░ to know how the ░░░░░░░░ doing ask those people ░░░░░░░░ Pompeii who are frozen ░░░░░░░░ position from volcanic ash ░░░░░░░░ the planets doing one ░░░░░░░░ the planets all right ░░░░░░░░ those people in Mexico ░░░░░░░░ or Armenia or a ░░░░░░░░ other places buried under ░░░░░░░░ of tons of earthquake ░░░░░░░░ if they feel like ░░░░░░░░ threat to the planet ░░░░░░░░ week how about those ░░░░░░░░ in Kilauea Hawaii who ░░░░░░░░ their homes right next ░░░░░░░░ an active volcano and ░░░░░░░░ wonder why they have ░░░░░░░░ in the living room ░░░░░░░░ planet will be here ░░░░░░░░ a long long long ░░░░░░░░ after we re gone ░░░░░░░░ it will heal itself ░░░░░░░░ will cleanse itself because ░░░░░░░░ s what it does ░░░░░░░░ s a self correcting ░░░░░░░░ the air and the ░░░░░░░░ will recover the Earth ░░░░░░░░ be renewed and if ░░░░░░░░ s true the plastic ░░░░░░░░ not degradable well the ░░░░░░░░ will simply incorporate plastic ░░░░░░░░ a new paradigm the ░░░░░░░░ plus plastic the Earth ░░░░░░░░ t share our prejudice ░░░░░░░░ plastic plastic came out ░░░░░░░░ the Earth the Earth ░░░░░░░░ sees plastic is just ░░░░░░░░ one of its children ░░░░░░░░ be the only reason ░░░░░░░░ Earth allowed us to ░░░░░░░░ spawned from it in ░░░░░░░░ first place it wanted ░░░░░░░░ for itself didn t ░░░░░░░░ how to make it ░░░░░░░░ us could be the ░░░░░░░░ to our age old ░░░░░░░░ question why are we ░░░░░░░░ plastic so the plastic ░░░░░░░░ here our job is ░░░░░░░░ we can be phased ░░░░░░░░ now and I think ░░░░░░░░ s really started already ░░░░░░░░ t you I mean ░░░░░░░░ be fair the planet ░░░░░░░░ sees us as a ░░░░░░░░ threat something to be ░░░░░░░░ with and I m ░░░░░░░░ the planet will defend ░░░░░░░░ in the manner of ░░░░░░░░ large organism like a ░░░░░░░░ hive or an ant ░░░░░░░░ can muster a defense ░░░░░░░░ m sure the planet ░░░░░░░░ ll think of something ░░░░░░░░ would you do if ░░░░░░░░ were the planet trying ░░░░░░░░ defend against this pesky ░░░░░░░░ species let s see ░░░░░░░░ my viruses viruses might ░░░░░░░░ good they seem vulnerable ░░░░░░░░ viruses and viruses are ░░░░░░░░ always mutating and forming ░░░░░░░░ strains whenever a vaccine ░░░░░░░░ developed perhaps this first ░░░░░░░░ could be one that ░░░░░░░░ compromises the immune system ░░░░░░░░ these creatures perhaps a ░░░░░░░░ immunodeficiency virus making them ░░░░░░░░ to all sorts of ░░░░░░░░ diseases and infections that ░░░░░░░░ come along and maybe ░░░░░░░░ could be spread sexually ░░░░░░░░ them a little reluctant ░░░░░░░░ engage in the act ░░░░░░░░ reproduction well that s ░░░░░░░░ poetic noting and it ░░░░░░░░ a start and I ░░░░░░░░ dream can t I ░░░░░░░░ don t worry about ░░░░░░░░ little things these trees ░░░░░░░░ snails I think we ░░░░░░░░ part of a greater ░░░░░░░░ that we will ever ░░░░░░░░ a higher order call ░░░░░░░░ what you want no ░░░░░░░░ I call it the ░░░░░░░░ electron the big electron ░░░░░░░░ whoa whoa it doesn ░░░░░░░░ punish it doesn t ░░░░░░░░ it doesn t judge ░░░░░░░░ all it just is ░░░░░░░░ so are we for ░░░░░░░░ little while thanks for ░░░░░░░░ here with me for ░░░░░░░░ little while [Applause] [Music]
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