SNL’s Davidson Mocks GOP Candidate Dan Crenshaw, Who Lost His Eye in Afghanistan: ‘Hitman In A Porno Movie’

>> As we said the ░░░░░░░░ elections are next week ░░░░░░░░ an impression of some ░░░░░░░░ candidates is Pete Davidson ░░░░░░░░ Hey Che The midterm ░░░░░░░░ are obviously a big ░░░░░░░░ And after I had ░░░░░░░░ move back in with ░░░░░░░░ mom I started paying ░░░░░░░░ Laughter No I realized ░░░░░░░░ some pretty gross people ░░░░░░░░ for office this year ░░░░░░░░ here are my first ░░░░░░░░ This guy is fun ░░░░░░░░ Scott from Florida He ░░░░░░░░ like someone tried to ░░░░░░░░ Bruce Willis out of ░░░░░░░░ penis Laughter There s ░░░░░░░░ New York guy Peter ░░░░░░░░ I actually don t ░░░░░░░░ a lot about him ░░░░░░░░ he looks like if ░░░░░░░░ cigar came to life ░░░░░░░░ guy is kind of ░░░░░░░░ Dan Crenshaw Oh come ░░░░░░░░ man You may be ░░░░░░░░ to hear he s ░░░░░░░░ congressional candidate from Texas ░░░░░░░░ not a hit man ░░░░░░░░ a porno movie Laughter ░░░░░░░░ m sorry I know ░░░░░░░░ lost his eye in ░░░░░░░░ or whatever Whatever He ░░░░░░░░ a Democrat so I ░░░░░░░░ fair Give me that ░░░░░░░░ guy Yeah All right ░░░░░░░░ Cuomo he looks like ░░░░░░░░ guy that s like ░░░░░░░░ your mom but stays ░░░░░░░░ and eats breakfast with ░░░░░░░░ in his boxers And ░░░░░░░░ he asks you how ░░░░░░░░ baseball is going And ░░░░░░░░ say I don t ░░░░░░░░ baseball And he goes ░░░░░░░░ queer Laughter That is ░░░░░░░░ is very specific That ░░░░░░░░ just the vibe I ░░░░░░░░ getting Here s someone ░░░░░░░░ really gives me the ░░░░░░░░ Indiana congressional candidate and ░░░░░░░░ Pence s brother Greg ░░░░░░░░ This is a picture ░░░░░░░░ him walking the episode ░░░░░░░░ This is us where ░░░░░░░░ dies Laughter Just so ░░░░░░░░ know he s actually ░░░░░░░░ as the faith based ░░░░░░░░ t talk He s ░░░░░░░░ never messed up word ░░░░░░░░ word As faith based ░░░░░░░░ and not a Ken ░░░░░░░░ that spent a year ░░░░░░░░ the river Still landed ░░░░░░░░ worked Don t get ░░░░░░░░ wrong like I m ░░░░░░░░ insane I know I ░░░░░░░░ t be making fun ░░░░░░░░ how anyone looks Laughter ░░░░░░░░ look like I made ░░░░░░░░ juice in a bathtub ░░░░░░░░ look like a Dr ░░░░░░░░ character went to prison ░░░░░░░░ last thing I will ░░░░░░░░ is I know some ░░░░░░░░ you are curious about ░░░░░░░░ breakup But the truth ░░░░░░░░ it s nobody s ░░░░░░░░ and sometimes things just ░░░░░░░░ t work out And ░░░░░░░░ s okay She s ░░░░░░░░ wonderful strong person and ░░░░░░░░ genuinely wish her all ░░░░░░░░ the happiness in the ░░░░░░░░ Now please go vote ░░░░░░░░ Tuesday all right Pete ░░░░░░░░ everybody!