SNL’s Davidson Mocks GOP Candidate Dan Crenshaw, Who Lost His Eye in Afghanistan: ‘Hitman In A Porno Movie’

RUSH EXCERPT:

DAVIDSON: “Just so you know, he’s actually running as the faith-based — can’t talk! He’s running — never messed up word for word. As faith-based conservative and not a Ken doll that spent a year in the river. Still landed. Still worked. Don’t get me wrong like I’m not insane. I know I shouldn’t be making fun of how anyone looks.”

[Laughter]

DAVIDSON: “I look like I made bait juice in a bathtub. I look like a Dr. Seuss character went to prison. And last thing I will say is I know some of you are curious about the breakup. But the truth is, it’s nobody’s business and sometimes things just don’t work out. And that’s okay. She’s a wonderful, strong person and I genuinely wish her all of the happiness in the world. Now, please go vote on Tuesday, all right?”

(via Breitbart)