Colbert Hits Stock Market: It’s Now Exhausted from Winning

RUSH TRANSCRIPT COLBERT Remember ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump told us ░░░░░░░░ would be tired of ░░░░░░░░ Well evidently the stock ░░░░░░░░ is exhausted Because after ░░░░░░░░ 666 points on Friday ░░░░░░░░ said Hold my beer ░░░░░░░░ posted the greatest single ░░░░░░░░ day drop in the ░░░░░░░░ market history 1 600 ░░░░░░░░ In the end the ░░░░░░░░ closed almost 1 200 ░░░░░░░░ down erasing its gains ░░░░░░░░ the year The stock ░░░░░░░░ is just like the ░░░░░░░░ of us It spent ░░░░░░░░ working on improving itself ░░░░░░░░ in February said bleep ░░░░░░░░ Yeah What am I ░░░░░░░░ to do Speculation is ░░░░░░░░ it s because of ░░░░░░░░ that the Fed will ░░░░░░░░ raising interest rates.”