Colbert Hits Stock Market: It’s Now Exhausted from Winning

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "Remember when Donald Trump told us we would be tired of winning? Well, evidently the stock market is exhausted — Because after losing 666 points on Friday, Monday said, “Hold my beer,” and posted the greatest single same-day drop in the stock market history: 1,600 points. In the end, the Dow closed almost 1,200 points down, erasing its gains for the year. The stock market is just like the rest of us: It spent January working on improving itself then in February said (bleep) It. Yeah. What am I going to do? Speculation is that it’s because of fears that the fed will be raising interest rates."