Colbert: If the Gov’t Interfered with Private A.I., Innovators at South Park Wouldn’t Be Able to Make Important Videos

COLBERT As he tries ░░░░░░░░ outrun the vengeful ghost ░░░░░░░░ Jeffrey Epstein Trump s ░░░░░░░░ a packed presidential schedule ░░░░░░░░ he signed three executive ░░░░░░░░ related to AI one ░░░░░░░░ which says the federal ░░░░░░░░ should be hesitant to ░░░░░░░░ AI models in the ░░░░░░░░ marketplace And I completely ░░░░░░░░ with him on this ░░░░░░░░ because if the government ░░░░░░░░ with private AI innovators ░░░░░░░░ South Park wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ able to make important ░░░░░░░░ like this one Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause It is a ░░░░░░░░ of hope That is ░░░░░░░░ important message of hope ░░░░░░░░ our times and you ░░░░░░░░ check it out right ░░░░░░░░ There you go Go ░░░░░░░░ that QR code Trump ░░░░░░░░ a whole dumb speech ░░░░░░░░ it yesterday Here s ░░░░░░░░ he greeted the leaders ░░░░░░░░ the AI industry Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump What a group ░░░░░░░░ smart ones we have ░░░░░░░░ front of me today ░░░░░░░░ s about as good ░░░░░░░░ it comes Up here ░░░░░░░░ brain power the greatest ░░░░░░░░ of them all The ░░░░░░░░ power Well I m ░░░░░░░░ to be here with ░░░░░░░░ many tech leaders and ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Oh ░░░░░░░░ Luminarieses Somebody s brain ░░░░░░░░ is in low battery ░░░░░░░░ Then Trump went to ░░░░░░░░ make these sounds Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump Around the globe ░░░░░░░░ is talking about artificial ░░░░░░░░ I find that too ░░░░░░░░ I can t stand ░░░░░░░░ I don t even ░░░░░░░░ the name you know ░░░░░░░░ don t like anything ░░░░░░░░ s artificial Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ No it s true ░░░░░░░░ up it s true ░░░░░░░░ artificial for me They ░░░░░░░░ my dinner straight from ░░░░░░░░ nugget bush and then ░░░░░░░░ milk the Diet Coke ░░░░░░░░ Okay Got to milk ░░░░░░░░ every day or else ░░░░░░░░ explode from the carbonation ░░░░░░░░ Brain power Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Then he went after ░░░░░░░░ woke Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ day one I very ░░░░░░░░ terminated Joe Biden s ░░░░░░░░ on woke AI Now ░░░░░░░░ s actually very uncool ░░░░░░░░ somebody told me the ░░░░░░░░ day it s so ░░░░░░░░ to be woke Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Actually the thing ░░░░░░░░ s uncool right now ░░░░░░░░ to not know what ░░░░░░░░ Labubu is Of course ░░░░░░░░ totally know what that ░░░░░░░░ that s why I ░░░░░░░░ not be explaining it ░░░░░░░░ now Labubu I say ░░░░░░░░ all the time Then ░░░░░░░░ an AI chatbot Trump ░░░░░░░░ to generate random words ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump We re ░░░░░░░░ to make this industry ░░░░░░░░ the top because right ░░░░░░░░ it s it s ░░░░░░░░ beautiful baby that s ░░░░░░░░ We have to grow ░░░░░░░░ baby and let that ░░░░░░░░ thrive We can t ░░░░░░░░ it We can t ░░░░░░░░ it Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ totally normal way to ░░░░░░░░ about baby That s ░░░░░░░░ they sell those balloons ░░░░░░░░ say It s a ░░░░░░░░ and you can t ░░░░░░░░ it you can t ░░░░░░░░ it.’”