Kimmel: Tanks at Trump’s Military Parade ‘Could Have Used Some of Diddy’s Baby Oil’

KIMMEL Have a great ░░░░░░░░ Like he and the ░░░░░░░░ just broke up Have ░░░░░░░░ great life Laughter Ahead ░░░░░░░░ the parade there was ░░░░░░░░ in the forecast but ░░░░░░░░ was going to ruin ░░░░░░░░ s big day He ░░░░░░░░ A rainy day perade ░░░░░░░░ with an E brings ░░░░░░░░ luck Which is what ░░░░░░░░ tell the bride to ░░░░░░░░ her to stop crying ░░░░░░░░ was much lower than ░░░░░░░░ or as Trump would ░░░░░░░░ were record setting crowds ░░░░░░░░ Bleachers you could see ░░░░░░░░ mostly empty The crowds ░░░░░░░░ sparse There was not ░░░░░░░░ whole lot of cheering ░░░░░░░░ the tanks and military ░░░░░░░░ This tank was very ░░░░░░░░ This tank this one ░░░░░░░░ have used some of ░░░░░░░░ s baby oil to ░░░░░░░░ it going And that ░░░░░░░░ it s a shame ░░░░░░░░ know Applause But the ░░░░░░░░ crowd size wasn t ░░░░░░░░ s fault Believe it ░░░░░░░░ not wasn t even ░░░░░░░░ s fault The blame ░░░░░░░░ this one goes squarely ░░░░░░░░ the radical left wing ░░░░░░░░ people.”