Kimmel: Tanks at Trump’s Military Parade ‘Could Have Used Some of Diddy’s Baby Oil’

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KIMMEL: “Ahead of the parade, there was rain in the forecast, but nothing was going to ruin Donald’s big day. He wrote 'A rainy day perade,' spelled with an E, 'brings good luck.' Which is what they tell the bride to get her to stop crying. Turnout was much lower than expected, or, as Trump would say, were record-setting crowds. The bleachers, you could see, were mostly empty. The crowds were sparse. There was not a whole lot of cheering for the tanks and military vehicles. This tank was very squeaky. This tank — this one could have used some of Diddy’s baby oil to get it going. And that is — it’s a shame, you know?”