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Colbert on Plan to Televise Competition for Citizenship: ‘It Is ‘The Hunger Games’’
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WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
Name: WKMG-TV (CBS 6; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/
Show
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
URL: https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/
Persons
Stephen Colbert
Name: Stephen Colbert
Employment: CBS
Position: Host, executive producer
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05/20/2025 03:18 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:02:36
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Transcript
COLBERT What is happening ░░░░░░░░ s TV ideas are ░░░░░░░░ out of the finger ░░░░░░░░ strongman playbook Because reportedly ░░░░░░░░ Department of Homeland Security ░░░░░░░░ considering a reality show ░░░░░░░░ immigrants compete for citizenship ░░░░░░░░ boos Okay all right ░░░░░░░░ down I know that ░░░░░░░░ dystopian but to be ░░░░░░░░ that s how citizenship ░░░░░░░░ always worked In fact ░░░░░░░░ great grandfather actually won ░░░░░░░░ first season of So ░░░░░░░░ think you can dig ░░░░░░░░ Erie Canal Thank you ░░░░░░░░ you Andrew Edward Tuck ░░░░░░░░ show is the brainchild ░░░░░░░░ a Canadian born writer ░░░░░░░░ producer who was behind ░░░░░░░░ E s Duck Dynasty ░░░░░░░░ Rob Worsoff Wait a ░░░░░░░░ came up with this ░░░░░░░░ for America Well I ░░░░░░░░ some immigrants really do ░░░░░░░░ this country worse off ░░░░░░░░ Show canceled COLBERT Jim ░░░░░░░░ hold on wait Jim ░░░░░░░░ thought we talked about ░░░░░░░░ graphic last week UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ we did COLBERT Okay ░░░░░░░░ right Worsoff went on ░░░░░░░░ to explain his vision ░░░░░░░░ starts WORSOFF My dream ░░░░░░░░ to do every episode ░░░░░░░░ a different state where ░░░░░░░░ will celebrate that state ░░░░░░░░ challenges would be like ░░░░░░░░ we re in New ░░░░░░░░ we re doing a ░░░░░░░░ making challenge And if ░░░░░░░░ re in Florida we ░░░░░░░░ doing a rocket launching ░░░░░░░░ and if we re ░░░░░░░░ California we re doing ░░░░░░░░ gold rush challenge Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT And if we ░░░░░░░░ in Nebraska we re ░░░░░░░░ Nebraska things which I ░░░░░░░░ it s being corn ░░░░░░░░ don t know I ░░░░░░░░ t born here I ░░░░░░░░ t know Now this ░░░░░░░░ like a cynical ploy ░░░░░░░░ exploit immigrants for entertainment ░░░░░░░░ don t worry because ░░░░░░░░ says it s definitely ░░░░░░░░ that Clip starts WORSOFF ░░░░░░░░ with half a brain ░░░░░░░░ a critical mind thinking ░░░░░░░░ this show for five ░░░░░░░░ would of course conclude ░░░░░░░░ it s not The ░░░░░░░░ Games Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ Yeah and anyone who ░░░░░░░░ about it for six ░░░░░░░░ would say Oh wait ░░░░░░░░ this is The Hunger ░░░░░░░░ Applause Hunger games Hunger ░░░░░░░░
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