Colbert Mocks Trump: ‘What Dummy Wouldn’t Accept a Gift? You Know, Priam, Great Leader of Troy’

COLBERT What dummy wouldn ░░░░░░░░ accept a gift You ░░░░░░░░ I will give you ░░░░░░░░ example You know my ░░░░░░░░ Priam Great leader of ░░░░░░░░ powerful leader Beautiful city ░░░░░░░░ so Troy gets this ░░░░░░░░ giant luxury horse from ░░░░░░░░ they left it right ░░░░░░░░ the city gates Isn ░░░░░░░░ that great of the ░░░░░░░░ They fight for 10 ░░░░░░░░ and then ding dong ░░░░░░░░ state of the art ░░░░░░░░ pinata What does Priam ░░░░░░░░ Is he a dummy ░░░░░░░░ he says Thanks for ░░░░░░░░ horse let s party ░░░░░░░░ he s no dummy ░░░░░░░░ of whispers and giggles ░░░░░░░░ from inside that horse ░░░░░░░░ the candy is excited ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Another reason yet ░░░░░░░░ reason Trump says he ░░░░░░░░ his bride is because ░░░░░░░░ s embarrassed to be ░░░░░░░░ with America s shrinky ░░░░░░░░ mini plane Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ When you land and ░░░░░░░░ see Saudi Arabia and ░░░░░░░░ and you see Qatar ░░░░░░░░ you see ours next ░░░░░░░░ it this is like ░░░░░░░░ totally different plane It ░░░░░░░░ much smaller much less ░░░░░░░░ I believe that we ░░░░░░░░ have the most impressive ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Yes ░░░░░░░░ so important No folks ░░░░░░░░ s so important Trump ░░░░░░░░ have a big plane ░░░░░░░░ Trump definitely does not ░░░░░░░░ a little plane Laughter ░░░░░░░░ s definitely at least ░░░░░░░░ average American male plane ░░░░░░░░ I will tell you ░░░░░░░░ a lot of country ░░░░░░░░ that a smaller plane ░░░░░░░░ actually more comfortable for ░░░░░░░░ rides The point is ░░░░░░░░ definitely doesn t have ░░░░░░░░ short stubby tuna can ░░░░░░░░ plane Laughter Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Tuna can Tuna can ░░░░░░░░ plane Trump keeps ranting ░░░░░░░░ how this jet is ░░░░░░░░ gift free of charge ░░░░░░░░ of course it s ░░░░░░░░ to be really expensive ░░░░░░░░ to the experts converting ░░░░░░░░ jet into a new ░░░░░░░░ Force One with all ░░░░░░░░ necessary security upgrades would ░░░░░░░░ over a billion dollars ░░░░░░░░ sounds like a lot ░░░░░░░░ to be fair that ░░░░░░░░ include your choice of ░░░░░░░░ bistro or market fresh ░░░░░░░░ box and we are ░░░░░░░░ of both snack boxes ░░░░░░░░ you care for a ░░░░░░░░ cookie Not only would ░░░░░░░░ be a billion dollar ░░░░░░░░ it would take years ░░░░░░░░ complete And if you ░░░░░░░░ to wait years for ░░░░░░░░ point just go to ░░░░░░░░ And a reminder a ░░░░░░░░ dollars of your money ░░░░░░░░ refurb this plane that ░░░░░░░░ best will be Air ░░░░░░░░ One for about a ░░░░░░░░ and then it s ░░░░░░░░ like you get it ░░░░░░░░ goes to Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ library You know how ░░░░░░░░ loves libraries Laughter Which ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump will get ░░░░░░░░ keep the jet even ░░░░░░░░ he leaves office Audience ░░░░░░░░ You know what That ░░░░░░░░ pretty upsetting until I ░░░░░░░░ the words he leaves ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause I ░░░░░░░░ something I ve got ░░░░░░░░ things I ve got ░░░░░░░░ things Clearly all these ░░░░░░░░ are getting under his ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Because at 4 ░░░░░░░░ A M Middle East ░░░░░░░░ he reposted a bunch ░░░░░░░░ comments like What about ░░░░░░░░ Statue of Liberty which ░░░░░░░░ gifted from France in ░░░░░░░░ What about it The ░░░░░░░░ of Liberty is a ░░░░░░░░ monument that millions of ░░░░░░░░ visit every year that ░░░░░░░░ the founding principles of ░░░░░░░░ nation given to us ░░░░░░░░ France who were inspired ░░░░░░░░ have their own republic ░░░░░░░░ the sacrifices our forefathers ░░░░░░░░ This Qatari jet on ░░░░░░░░ other hand is a ░░░░░░░░ bribe mobile that we ░░░░░░░░ supposed to blow a ░░░░░░░░ Amer bucks on so ░░░░░░░░ you leave office you ░░░░░░░░ fly around and go ░░░░░░░░ feel so much better ░░░░░░░░ my tiny broken ding ░░░░░░░░