Wanda Sykes Mocks Pete Hegseth: ‘Signal Is for Booty Calls’

COLBERT Hey everybody we ░░░░░░░░ back with Wanda Sykes ░░░░░░░░ s the thing that ░░░░░░░░ may not know that ░░░░░░░░ only learned the last ░░░░░░░░ I spoke to you ░░░░░░░░ you were younger you ░░░░░░░░ at the NSA the ░░░░░░░░ Security Agency What did ░░░░░░░░ do at NSA SYKES ░░░░░░░░ was basically a procurement ░░░░░░░░ I bought stuff That ░░░░░░░░ all I can say ░░░░░░░░ Okay Microphones and listening ░░░░░░░░ SYKES I bought stuff ░░░░░░░░ I ve bought stuff ░░░░░░░░ Okay The reason I ░░░░░░░░ it up is that ░░░░░░░░ month U S national ░░░░░░░░ leaders texted military plans ░░░░░░░░ Yemen to the editor ░░░░░░░░ chief of The Atlantic ░░░░░░░░ Jeffrey Goldberg What did ░░░░░░░░ think as someone who ░░░░░░░░ at the NSA What ░░░░░░░░ you think when you ░░░░░░░░ that SYKES Holy crap ░░░░░░░░ that s what I ░░░░░░░░ say on TV But ░░░░░░░░ I really thought we ░░░░░░░░ all be up in ░░░░░░░░ and that Hegseth would ░░░░░░░░ fired and everybody would ░░░░░░░░ Applause I mean my ░░░░░░░░ I thought they would ░░░░░░░░ do something about it ░░░░░░░░ he did text war ░░░░░░░░ First of all he ░░░░░░░░ t got no business ░░░░░░░░ on Signal People at ░░░░░░░░ level there s supposed ░░░░░░░░ be a record of ░░░░░░░░ their meetings You don ░░░░░░░░ go on Signal and ░░░░░░░░ disappears Signal is for ░░░░░░░░ calls that s it ░░░░░░░░ s it.”