Kimmel on News Suggesting Easter Potatoes Instead of Eggs: ‘Is Anyone Else Tired of All the Winning Yet?’

KIMMEL But if you ░░░░░░░░ buying these for your ░░░░░░░░ do you really even ░░░░░░░░ in dog You know ░░░░░░░░ least one stoned dude ░░░░░░░░ the pet aisle at ░░░░░░░░ is going to see ░░░░░░░░ and just devour the ░░░░░░░░ right Laughter A lot ░░░░░░░░ families are dialing their ░░░░░░░░ back this year due ░░░░░░░░ the high cost of ░░░░░░░░ Egg prices are still ░░░░░░░░ high which has led ░░░░░░░░ an outpouring of tips ░░░░░░░░ the local news for ░░░░░░░░ stuff you can color ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Reporter voice ░░░░░░░░ A dozen eggs are ░░░░░░░░ for more than 6 ░░░░░░░░ to the national average ░░░░░░░░ might have seen the ░░░░░░░░ trends Plastic egg decorating ░░░░░░░░ dyeing marshmallows and potatoes ░░░░░░░░ it takes is a ░░░░░░░░ food dye you probably ░░░░░░░░ in the back of ░░░░░░░░ pantry from last year ░░░░░░░░ egg shaped potatoes Both ░░░░░░░░ are a fraction of ░░░░░░░░ cost of a dozen ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KIMMEL Hold ░░░░░░░░ a second There s ░░░░░░░░ I have to say ░░░░░░░░ this Listen Jesus did ░░░░░░░░ come back from the ░░░░░░░░ for potatoes or marshmallows ░░░░░░░░ came back for boiled ░░░░░░░░ Okay No eggs no ░░░░░░░░ that s the deal ░░░░░░░░ is the covenant we ░░░░░░░░ with the Lord and ░░░░░░░░ re going to stick ░░░░░░░░ it Is anyone else ░░░░░░░░ of all the winning ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Having to dye ░░░░░░░░ because we can t ░░░░░░░░ eggs is the reason ░░░░░░░░ grandparents left the old ░░░░░░░░ Laughter You know what ░░░░░░░░ can do if you ░░░░░░░░ t buy eggs Here ░░░░░░░░ a suggestion a good ░░░░░░░░ Just tell the kids ░░░░░░░░ hid the eggs really ░░░░░░░░ well this year When ░░░░░░░░ don t find any ░░░░░░░░ s on them Or ░░░░░░░░ dye a sack of ░░░░░░░░ or something The prices ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump promised to ░░░░░░░░ down on day one ░░░░░░░░ still going up.”