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Summary
SNL Spoofs Trump-Zelenskyy WH Meeting: ‘You’re Playing Poker and Putin Is Playing Magic: The Gathering’
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Source
X (Formerly Twitter)
Name: X (Formerly Twitter)
URL: https://twitter.com/
Show
Saturday Night Live
Name: Saturday Night Live
URL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/index.shtml
Persons
Mike Myers
, Mikey Day
, Bowen Yang
, James Austin Johnson
Name: Mike Myers
Position: Actor, Comedian, Filmmaker
Name: Mikey Day
Position: Comedian
Name: Bowen Yang
Position: Comedian
Name: James Austin Johnson
Position: Comedian, Actor
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Event location
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Uploaded
03/02/2025 06:08 am
Owner
Ante (staff)
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MP4 (1280x720)
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Duration
0:03:09
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19
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Transcript
DAY as Zelenskyy Sorry ░░░░░░░░ I Johnson as Trump ░░░░░░░░ know you say you ░░░░░░░░ to end this war ░░░░░░░░ frankly you don t ░░░░░░░░ the cards okay I ░░░░░░░░ the cards around I ░░░░░░░░ Skip I have GROK ░░░░░░░░ I have reverse I ░░░░░░░░ get out of jail ░░░░░░░░ the Supreme Court gave ░░░░░░░░ that one I have ░░░░░░░░ and Charmander and Charizard ░░░░░░░░ I m missing is ░░░░░░░░ Charmeleon But without us ░░░░░░░░ don t have any ░░░░░░░░ cards okay You ve ░░░░░░░░ no cards You re ░░░░░░░░ poker and Putin is ░░░░░░░░ Magic The Gathering And ░░░░░░░░ Russians have been treated ░░░░░░░░ badly with respect to ░░░░░░░░ war and also frankly ░░░░░░░░ right Anora was misled ░░░░░░░░ she fell in love ░░░░░░░░ now she might even ░░░░░░░░ to Brutalist It s ░░░░░░░░ DAY as Zelenskyy You ░░░░░░░░ maybe you should come ░░░░░░░░ Ukraine Yang as Vance ░░░░░░░░ Don t you even ░░░░░░░░ I ve been to ░░░░░░░░ on Google Maps It ░░░░░░░░ a mess You think ░░░░░░░░ re getting any money ░░░░░░░░ us after your little ░░░░░░░░ today To quote my ░░░░░░░░ hero Willy Wonka you ░░░░░░░░ the rules You get ░░░░░░░░ You lose Good day ░░░░░░░░ Johnson as Trump And ░░░░░░░░ you re not even ░░░░░░░░ a suit It s ░░░░░░░░ Who shows up to ░░░░░░░░ White House in a ░░░░░░░░ shirt and jeans like ░░░░░░░░ garbage person Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Elon Myers as Musk ░░░░░░░░ guys Johnson as Trump ░░░░░░░░ We love your outfit ░░░░░░░░ official and respectful Nobody ░░░░░░░░ a chainsaw right next ░░░░░░░░ my head Myers as ░░░░░░░░ Thanks Donald what are ░░░░░░░░ doing in my office ░░░░░░░░ know I m the ░░░░░░░░ now right I m ░░░░░░░░ I m kidding Okay ░░░░░░░░ not Maybe not Also ░░░░░░░░ boss you really gotta ░░░░░░░░ a joke Legalize comedy ░░░░░░░░ comedy Come on Legalize ░░░░░░░░ Ha ha Johnson as ░░░░░░░░ I m so comfortable ░░░░░░░░ all of that I ░░░░░░░░ enjoy everything you re ░░░░░░░░ with DOGE Elon Myers ░░░░░░░░ Musk Well they re ░░░░░░░░ I m firing people ░░░░░░░░ no cause But I ░░░░░░░░ have cause It s ░░░░░░░░ I feel like it ░░░░░░░░ ha Come on Glitch ░░░░░░░░ Better Better Glitch Johnson ░░░░░░░░ Trump They re doing ░░░░░░░░ firings in the government ░░░░░░░░ love mass firings because ░░░░░░░░ don t have to ░░░░░░░░ what any of their ░░░░░░░░ are or what exactly ░░░░░░░░ do Myers as Musk ░░░░░░░░ mean look look we ░░░░░░░░ not going to get ░░░░░░░░ perfect you know but ░░░░░░░░ are firing the non ░░░░░░░░ employees like air traffic ░░░░░░░░ Johnson as Trump Yes ░░░░░░░░ And sure some of ░░░░░░░░ planes are going to ░░░░░░░░ upside down but then ░░░░░░░░ luggage falls right into ░░░░░░░░ lap and you re ░░░░░░░░ to go It s ░░░░░░░░
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