SNL Spoofs Trump-Zelenskyy WH Meeting: ‘You’re Playing Poker and Putin Is Playing Magic: The Gathering’

EXCERPT:

DAY (as Zelenskyy): “Sorry if I — “

JOHNSON (as Trump): “You know, you say you want to end this war, but frankly, you don’t have the cards, okay? I have the cards around. I have Skip, I have GROK 4, I have Reverse. I have get-out-of jail-free, the Supreme Court gave me that one.
I have Pikachu and Charmander and Charizard. All I’m missing is a Charmeleon. But without us, you don’t have any other cards, okay? You’ve got no cards. You’re playing poker and Putin is playing Magic: The Gathering. And the Russians have been treated very badly with respect to the war and also, frankly, Anora, right? Anora was misled and she fell in love, and now she might even lose to ‘Brutalist.’ It’s disgusting.”

DAY (as Zelenskyy): “You know, maybe you should come visit Ukraine — “

YANG (as Vance): “Hey! Don’t you even dare! I’ve been to Ukraine... on Google Maps. It’s a mess. You think you’re getting any money from us after your little outburst today? To quote my personal hero, Willy Wonka, you broke the rules! You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

JOHNSON (as Trump): “And also, you’re not even wearing a suit. It’s disrespectful. Who shows up to the White House in a T-shirt and jeans like a garbage person?
(Cheering and Applause)
Elon!”

MYERS (as Musk): “Hi, guys.”