Colbert: ‘Trump Voters Are Getting Buyer’s Remorse ... They Ordered the Turd Soup’

COLBERT You know me ░░░░░░░░ m a simple man ░░░░░░░░ wear my heart on ░░░░░░░░ sleeve Partly because my ░░░░░░░░ cavity is already filled ░░░░░░░░ bacon So it s ░░░░░░░░ secret how I feel ░░░░░░░░ the Trump reboot I ░░░░░░░░ not looking forward to ░░░░░░░░ I knew that he ░░░░░░░░ take the opportunity of ░░░░░░░░ second presidency to do ░░░░░░░░ terrible thing I could ░░░░░░░░ I just never imagined ░░░░░░░░ d do all of ░░░░░░░░ at once because the ░░░░░░░░ five weeks have been ░░░░░░░░ and awful And even ░░░░░░░░ the MAGA faithful are ░░░░░░░░ to notice because according ░░░░░░░░ a Republican pollster Trump ░░░░░░░░ are getting buyers remorse ░░░░░░░░ and Applause It s ░░░░░░░░ of hard to feel ░░░░░░░░ lot of sympathy for ░░░░░░░░ They ordered the turd ░░░░░░░░ and then said Waiter ░░░░░░░░ s turds in my ░░░░░░░░ Then they came back ░░░░░░░░ years later and asked ░░░░░░░░ all still have that ░░░░░░░░ soup So why are ░░░░░░░░ supporters starting to get ░░░░░░░░ little bit upset Well ░░░░░░░░ reason they give is ░░░░░░░░ they voted for Trump ░░░░░░░░ he said he would ░░░░░░░░ prices down on day ░░░░░░░░ That was his claim ░░░░░░░░ said it over and ░░░░░░░░ again And now on ░░░░░░░░ 38 they still think ░░░░░░░░ are too expensive Somewhere ░░░░░░░░ Delaware Joe Biden is ░░░░░░░░ his head chuckling to ░░░░░░░░ and thinking Why did ░░░░░░░░ come into this room ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Now some ░░░░░░░░ voters also don t ░░░░░░░░ how Trump is letting ░░░░░░░░ slice through the federal ░░░░░░░░ like a drunk raccoon ░░░░░░░░ a samurai sword with ░░░░░░░░ of them telling pollsters ░░░░░░░░ s a lot of ░░░░░░░░ being tossed out with ░░░░░░░░ bath water Well that ░░░░░░░░ not surprising That s ░░░░░░░░ Trump raised Eric Uh ░░░░░░░░ I forgot to lock ░░░░░░░░ door and he keeps ░░░░░░░░ back in That same ░░░░░░░░ voter went on to ░░░░░░░░ If we had a ░░░░░░░░ game where everyone took ░░░░░░░░ drink when we heard ░░░░░░░░ words reverse course or ░░░░░░░░ this back we d ░░░░░░░░ drunk in 20 minutes ░░░░░░░░ wait 20 minutes Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause I m playing ░░░░░░░░ different drinking game called ░░░░░░░░ ll drink whenever I ░░░░░░░░ and I m winning ░░░░░░░░ also losing Mmm won ░░░░░░░░ Thanks to rising inflation ░░░░░░░░ Trump s unpopular tariffs ░░░░░░░░ confidence is down and ░░░░░░░░ are also worried independent ░░░░░░░░ reported their third highest ░░░░░░░░ ever on the uncertainty ░░░░░░░░ Now that sounds really ░░░░░░░░ Then again can you ░░░░░░░░ really know where you ░░░░░░░░ on the uncertainty index ░░░░░░░░ Applause)