Colbert: ‘Mr. Trump, America Will Not Bow Before Any King Not Named ‘Burger’’

COLBERT Last month New ░░░░░░░░ put a toll on ░░░░░░░░ vehicles entering Manhattan s ░░░░░░░░ business district from 5 ░░░░░░░░ M to 9 P ░░░░░░░░ to cut traffic and ░░░░░░░░ And it s working ░░░░░░░░ saw a 7 9 ░░░░░░░░ in traffic and according ░░░░░░░░ the governor s office ░░░░░░░░ shows are selling out ░░░░░░░░ foot traffic to local ░░░░░░░░ is spiking Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Or as The ░░░░░░░░ York Times put it ░░░░░░░░ people are walkin here ░░░░░░░░ obviously this seems like ░░░░░░░░ good thing so Donald ░░░░░░░░ ruined it Yesterday he ░░░░░░░░ Congestion pricing is dead ░░░░░░░░ and all of New ░░░░░░░░ is saved Long live ░░░░░░░░ king Yes the classic ░░░░░░░░ of an all powerful ░░░░░░░░ Audience boos Yes it ░░░░░░░░ what all kings do ░░░░░░░░ local toll roads Behold ░░░░░░░░ has been saved for ░░░░░░░░ have pulled Excalibur from ░░░░░░░░ median strip of the ░░░░░░░░ Bronx Expressway So the ░░░░░░░░ of these United States ░░░░░░░░ called himself a king ░░░░░░░░ is the thing presidents ░░░░░░░░ not supposed to do ░░░░░░░░ White House social media ░░░░░░░░ this image with Trump ░░░░░░░░ a crown Audience boos ░░░░░░░░ Yeah I agree But ░░░░░░░░ know he s trolling ░░░░░░░░ and we shouldn t ░░░░░░░░ the bait But with ░░░░░░░░ guy every troll is ░░░░░░░░ trial balloon So here ░░░░░░░░ go Mr Trump America ░░░░░░░░ never bow before any ░░░░░░░░ not named Burger For ░░░░░░░░ hath made us all ░░░░░░░░ of the royal family ░░░░░░░░ and Applause And we ░░░░░░░░ and we hunger for ░░░░░░░░ rings Mmm mmmm Trumpet ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause That ░░░░░░░░ how I like em ░░░░░░░░ cold Laughter Thank you ░░░░░░░░ liege Trump s royal ░░░░░░░░ did not go over ░░░░░░░░ well with New York ░░░░░░░░ and dad s third ░░░░░░░░ watching the way he ░░░░░░░░ goodbye to the babysitter ░░░░░░░░ Hochul Laughter Governor Hochul ░░░░░░░░ said congestion pricing wouldn ░░░░░░░░ end posting The cameras ░░░░░░░░ staying on Governor I ░░░░░░░░ your defiance but you ░░░░░░░░ Trump loves cameras This ░░░░░░░░ means he s gonna ░░░░░░░░ his next press conference ░░░░░░░░ to the hood of ░░░░░░░░ Camry At her press ░░░░░░░░ Hochul took it to ░░░░░░░░ Don Clip starts HOCHUL ░░░░░░░░ 1 58 P M ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump tweeted Long ░░░░░░░░ the king I m ░░░░░░░░ to say New York ░░░░░░░░ t labored under a ░░░░░░░░ in over 250 years ░░░░░░░░ we are not we ░░░░░░░░ as hell are not ░░░░░░░░ to start now Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT She s right ░░░░░░░░ Founding Fathers rejected monarchy ░░░░░░░░ hard it invented hip ░░░░░░░░ Applause What s that ░░░░░░░░ What s that dance ░░░░░░░░ s doing I don ░░░░░░░░ know what that is ░░░░░░░░ don t recognize that ░░░░░░░░ So who s right ░░░░░░░░ Trump s team claims ░░░░░░░░ can end the program ░░░░░░░░ the federal government has ░░░░░░░░ over highways leading to ░░░░░░░░ Nice try but I ░░░░░░░░ driven into Manhattan many ░░░░░░░░ and that stretch of ░░░░░░░░ was adopted by Westy ░░░░░░░░ Storage Thank you for ░░░░░░░░ storage Westy Applause Westy ░░░░░░░░ kind of dog is ░░░░░░░░ Westy right Feds already ░░░░░░░░ this program last year ░░░░░░░░ and the federal government ░░░░░░░░ unilaterally terminate a program ░░░░░░░░ it s begun To ░░░░░░░░ that in layman s ░░░░░░░░ we already said yes ░░░░░░░░ the dress Kleinfeld doesn ░░░░░░░░ get to have it ░░░░░░░░ We re wearing it ░░░░░░░░ the wedding dancing all ░░░░░░░░ in it and then ░░░░░░░░ it for our daughter ░░░░░░░░ will hate it.”