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COLBERT But it gets ░░░░░░░░ because when planning a ░░░░░░░░ trip to Turkey his ░░░░░░░░ texted Adams To be ░░░░░░░░ the safe side please ░░░░░░░░ all messages you send ░░░░░░░░ to which Adams replied ░░░░░░░░ do Adding Including this ░░░░░░░░ It would be really ░░░░░░░░ if it ended up ░░░░░░░░ an indictment or on ░░░░░░░░ being read out loud ░░░░░░░░ a handsome and charming ░░░░░░░░ night host who because ░░░░░░░░ is not a public ░░░░░░░░ can accept as much ░░░░░░░░ travel as Turkish Airlines ░░░░░░░░ willing to throw at ░░░░░░░░ So Adams was he ░░░░░░░░ in deep trouble It ░░░░░░░░ t look good But ░░░░░░░░ like a flash it ░░░░░░░░ him he wasn t ░░░░░░░░ only high profile New ░░░░░░░░ criminal in public office ░░░░░░░░ he immediately he got ░░░░░░░░ cozy with Trump And ░░░░░░░░ Trump won Adams traveled ░░░░░░░░ Palm Beach to have ░░░░░░░░ with him in Mar ░░░░░░░░ Lago and then instead ░░░░░░░░ celebrating MLK Day here ░░░░░░░░ New York he left ░░░░░░░░ the middle of the ░░░░░░░░ to attend Trump s ░░░░░░░░ Well he had to ░░░░░░░░ at midnight Audience boos ░░░░░░░░ he had to leave ░░░░░░░░ midnight folks That s ░░░░░░░░ only flight from New ░░░░░░░░ to Washington via Istanbul ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause It ░░░░░░░░ always there You never ░░░░░░░░ when the crab is ░░░░░░░░ attack Laughter Then once ░░░░░░░░ took office Mayor Adams ░░░░░░░░ asked for a pardon ░░░░░░░░ did not get one ░░░░░░░░ Trump wanted leverage over ░░░░░░░░ so he called in ░░░░░░░░ U S deputy attorney ░░░░░░░░ and love child of ░░░░░░░░ and Uncle Fester Emil ░░░░░░░░ Bov or Bove as ░░░░░░░░ will call him told ░░░░░░░░ federal prosecutors who charged ░░░░░░░░ to drop the charges ░░░░░░░░ prejudice which is important ░░░░░░░░ it means the charges ░░░░░░░░ be brought up again ░░░░░░░░ the future So Trump ░░░░░░░░ has ol d Adams ░░░░░░░░ the ol Turkish delights ░░░░░░░░ one problem with Bove ░░░░░░░░ Adams cunning plan to ░░░░░░░░ the case dismissed they ░░░░░░░░ t do it alone ░░░░░░░░ s a process They ░░░░░░░░ the prosecutors in the ░░░░░░░░ District of New York ░░░░░░░░ go along with it ░░░░░░░░ the leader of the ░░░░░░░░ office Danielle R Sassoon ░░░░░░░░ rather than obey and ░░░░░░░░ was followed Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Isn t that nice ░░░░░░░░ she was followed out ░░░░░░░░ door by at least ░░░░░░░░ other prosecutors That takes ░░░░░░░░ Thankfully all these lawyers ░░░░░░░░ jobs at the new ░░░░░░░░ of Wegot Balls Howe ░░░░░░░░ One of the people ░░░░░░░░ resigned rather than capitulate ░░░░░░░░ lead prosecutor and Jerry ░░░░░░░░ catchphrase Hagan Scotten Scotten ░░░░░░░░ the decision to resign ░░░░░░░░ way No system of ░░░░░░░░ liberty can allow the ░░░░░░░░ to use the carrot ░░░░░░░░ dismissing charges or the ░░░░░░░░ of threatening to bring ░░░░░░░░ again to induce an ░░░░░░░░ official to support its ░░░░░░░░ objectives If no lawyer ░░░░░░░░ earshot of the president ░░░░░░░░ willing to give him ░░░░░░░░ advice then I expect ░░░░░░░░ will eventually find someone ░░░░░░░░ is enough of a ░░░░░░░░ or enough of a ░░░░░░░░ to file your motion ░░░░░░░░ it was never going ░░░░░░░░ be me Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Damn Damn son That ░░░░░░░░ strong That is powerful ░░░░░░░░ he lost the president ░░░░░░░░ the word carrot Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Bove couldn t find ░░░░░░░░ to do it in ░░░░░░░░ Manhattan office so he ░░░░░░░░ ultimately compelled to sign ░░░░░░░░ motion himself along with ░░░░░░░░ other Washington prosecutors and ░░░░░░░░ swear these are their ░░░░░░░░ names Edward Sullivan and ░░░░░░░░ T Bacon I m ░░░░░░░░ told we have a ░░░░░░░░ of the two of ░░░░░░░░ There they are Applause ░░░░░░░░ actually opened for the ░░░░░░░░ I want to hold ░░░░░░░░ ham Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ you Thank you That ░░░░░░░░ sent him to us ░░░░░░░░ little Richie Dom age ░░░░░░░░ Laughter The mayor is ░░░░░░░░ keeping his side of ░░░░░░░░ bargain because after meeting ░░░░░░░░ Trump s border czar ░░░░░░░░ opened Rikers Island to ░░░░░░░░ agents That is terrible ░░░░░░░░ is no place for ░░░░░░░░ agents It s a ░░░░░░░░ for Eric Adams Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Now both Adams ░░░░░░░░ Trump border czar Tom ░░░░░░░░ that s his name ░░░░░░░░ Tom Homan deny there ░░░░░░░░ any quid pro quo ░░░░░░░░ like We drop the ░░░░░░░░ you help us round ░░░░░░░░ the immigrants But Homan ░░░░░░░░ of blew it he ░░░░░░░░ of let it slip ░░░░░░░░ he was on with ░░░░░░░░ Fox and Friends Clip ░░░░░░░░ DOOCY You are talking ░░░░░░░░ the new alliance between ░░░░░░░░ and Adams so thank ░░░░░░░░ very much for coming ░░░░░░░░ Adams Thank you HOMAN ░░░░░░░░ he doesn t come ░░░░░░░░ I will be back ░░░░░░░░ New York City We ░░░░░░░░ t be sitting on ░░░░░░░░ couch I will be ░░░░░░░░ his office up his ░░░░░░░░ saying Where the hell ░░░░░░░░ the agreement we came ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT A ░░░░░░░░ Their agreement But up ░░░░░░░░ butt sir Up his ░░░░░░░░ He is the mayor ░░░░░░░░ New York You do ░░░░░░░░ go up Eric Adams ░░░░░░░░ Unless you stop in ░░░░░░░░ first Laughter Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ We ve got a ░░░░░░░░ show for you.”