Kimmel Alludes Mike Johnson Is a ‘Man-Made Disaster’ for California Just Like Climate Change

KIMMEL Thank you for ░░░░░░░░ us here in Los ░░░░░░░░ where I don t ░░░░░░░░ to ruin the fun ░░░░░░░░ we find ourselves once ░░░░░░░░ on fire There s ░░░░░░░░ fire spreading north of ░░░░░░░░ at Castaic lake Thousands ░░░░░░░░ people are being evacuated ░░░░░░░░ I have to say ░░░░░░░░ times like these I ░░░░░░░░ grateful we have stiff ░░░░░░░░ strong minded leaders like ░░░░░░░░ of the House Mike ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Who pulled Trump ░░░░░░░░ little nuts out of ░░░░░░░░ mouth for just a ░░░░░░░░ long enough to assure ░░░░░░░░ that he would never ░░░░░░░░ so low as to ░░░░░░░░ politics with much needed ░░░░░░░░ aid to our state ░░░░░░░░ starts Hannity You go ░░░░░░░░ California they re a ░░░░░░░░ state L A and ░░░░░░░░ Francisco are sanctuary cities ░░░░░░░░ Gavin is doubling down ░░░░░░░░ a fight Trump agenda ░░░░░░░░ know Trump proof California ░░░░░░░░ so are you saying ░░░░░░░░ California if they continue ░░░░░░░░ aid and abet law ░░░░░░░░ and harboring illegal immigrants ░░░░░░░░ from D C gets ░░░░░░░░ off Johnson Yeah we ░░░░░░░░ talking about conditions to ░░░░░░░░ disaster aid Look they ░░░░░░░░ natural disasters but there ░░░░░░░░ man made disasters as ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KIMMEL And ░░░░░░░░ one are you Laughter ░░░░░░░░ you would think as ░░░░░░░░ living in an area ░░░░░░░░ to wildfires we d ░░░░░░░░ a bit more sympathy ░░░░░░░░ an elf who lives ░░░░░░░░ a hollowed out tree ░░░░░░░░ But that doesn t ░░░░░░░░ in MAGA land I ░░░░░░░░ Mike Johnson is such ░░░░░░░░ little kiss ass I ░░░░░░░░ been trying to figure ░░░░░░░░ who he reminds me ░░░░░░░░ I think it s ░░░░░░░░ guy the little Laughter ░░░░░░░░ There s Donald and ░░░░░░░░ The fact of the ░░░░░░░░ is the only man ░░░░░░░░ part of this disaster ░░░░░░░░ the climate change part ░░░░░░░░ this disaster which Mike ░░░░░░░░ party pretends does not ░░░░░░░░ even though they were ░░░░░░░░ snowball fights on Bourbon ░░░░░░░░ today There was snow ░░░░░░░░ Louisiana today They got ░░░░░░░░ inches of snow in ░░░░░░░░ today This hasn t ░░░░░░░░ in 70 years A ░░░░░░░░ of snow covered the ░░░░░░░░ the Florida Panhandle There ░░░░░░░░ snow from Tallahassee to ░░░░░░░░ Children were voluntarily being ░░░░░░░░ by alligators just to ░░░░░░░░ warm Laughter In Lafayette ░░░░░░░░ the unusual icy roads ░░░░░░░░ drivers and even weather ░░░░░░░░ on edge Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ John you know we ░░░░░░░░ seen our fair share ░░░░░░░░ there s somebody peeling ░░░░░░░░ Watch out John watch ░░░░░░░░ John See this is ░░░░░░░░ we encourage people not ░░░░░░░░ do I don t ░░░░░░░░ how cool that guy ░░░░░░░░ he is I wish ░░░░░░░░ Lafayette police officer would ░░░░░░░░ up on him and ░░░░░░░░ that down Hey man ░░░░░░░░ you turn your lights ░░░░░░░░ and shut that down ░░░░░░░░ bro Like so that ░░░░░░░░ the kind of stuff ░░░░░░░░ don t love to ░░░░░░░░ which is why at ░░░░░░░░ you wonder why we ░░░░░░░░ be standing in certain ░░░░░░░░ Just not just not ░░░░░░░░ bro You know John ░░░░░░░░ got a family I ░░░░░░░░ got a family we ░░░░░░░░ all just trying to ░░░░░░░░ our job bringing you ░░░░░░░░ to date That was ░░░░░░░░ I know my boy ░░░░░░░░ he was cool but ░░░░░░░░ ain t rockin with ░░░░░░░░ Super lame Anyway let ░░░░░░░░ chill out Boy I ░░░░░░░░ you what John that ░░░░░░░░ me hot bro That ░░░░░░░░ me hot baby I ░░░░░░░░ he d roll back ░░░░░░░░ here we ll show ░░░░░░░░ what s happening I ░░░░░░░░ just kidding Anyway please ░░░░░░░░ safe Clip ends Applause ░░░░░░░░ Could we get a ░░░░░░░░ to the corner of ░░░░░░░░ Thruway and Surrey Street ░░░░░░░░ ve got a time ░░░░░░░░ waiting to blow there ░░░░░░░░ In Philadelphia it s ░░░░░░░░ cold right now some ░░░░░░░░ the locals have lost ░░░░░░░░ ability to spell Clip ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN Well listen we ░░░░░░░░ got to do this ░░░░░░░░ me hear you all ░░░░░░░░ E L G S ░░░░░░░░ S Eagles Let s ░░░░░░░░ Birds Clip ends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ That s how you ░░░░░░░░ Eagles That was the ░░░░░░░░ of Philadelphia That was ░░░░░░░░ mayor I ve never ░░░░░░░░ anyone spell a word ░░░░░░░░ wrong in so many ░░░░░░░░ ways Laughter This has ░░░░░░░░ be God punishing us ░░░░░░░░ pulling out of the ░░░░░░░░ climate accord It snowed ░░░░░░░░ Georgia Alabama it snowed ░░░░░░░░ Texas Senator Ted Cruz ░░░░░░░░ requesting an extra blanket ░░░░░░░░ his United flight to ░░░░░░░░ as we speak Laughter ░░░░░░░░ did not snow at ░░░░░░░░ a Lago That s ░░░░░░░░ hell officially freezes over.”