Colbert on Gaetz Pull Out: He Was Unfairly Distracting from Work of Other ‘Sex Criminal’ Nominees

COLBERT We already have ░░░░░░░░ to be thankful for ░░░░░░░░ this afternoon Matt Gaetz ░░░░░░░░ as Trump s nominee ░░░░░░░░ attorney general of Untied ░░░░░░░░ Woo hoo Oh my ░░░░░░░░ Isn t that pleasant ░░░░░░░░ s so nice What ░░░░░░░░ thank you sweet Turkey ░░░░░░░░ God will bless you ░░░░░░░░ you know Gaetz s ░░░░░░░░ has been opposed by ░░░░░░░░ Republican senators especially after ░░░░░░░░ women claim Gaetz paid ░░░░░░░░ for sex Yesterday a ░░░░░░░░ York Times they published ░░░░░░░░ chart of Venmo transactions ░░░░░░░░ Gaetz his friends and ░░░░░░░░ of women to show ░░░░░░░░ payments flowed between them ░░░░░░░░ think we all know ░░░░░░░░ was flowing between them ░░░░░░░░ But just for shnicks ░░░░░░░░ s take a look ░░░░░░░░ the chart There you ░░░░░░░░ It s very simple ░░░░░░░░ s very simple This ░░░░░░░░ this chart connects all ░░░░░░░░ characters in the Matt ░░░░░░░░ skinematic universe As you ░░░░░░░░ see Gaetz and his ░░░░░░░░ sent money to many ░░░░░░░░ women in red shirts ░░░░░░░░ well as several mysterious ░░░░░░░░ hats The only possible ░░░░░░░░ Matt Gartz paid to ░░░░░░░░ sex with the Babadook ░░░░░░░░ one Gaetz s accusers ░░░░░░░░ says she witnessed him ░░░░░░░░ sex with a 17 ░░░░░░░░ old and Gaezz today ░░░░░░░░ from the AG nomination ░░░░░░░░ minutes after a press ░░░░░░░░ called to say they ░░░░░░░░ going to report on ░░░░░░░░ second sexual encounter between ░░░░░░░░ and a 17 year ░░░░░░░░ in 2017 Reportedly the ░░░░░░░░ sexual encounter included another ░░░░░░░░ woman which is upsetting ░░░░░░░░ not as upsetting as ░░░░░░░░ detail they had sex ░░░░░░░░ Gaetz on an air ░░░░░░░░ table Laughter An air ░░░░░░░░ table Who was this ░░░░░░░░ way with Dave and ░░░░░░░░ Was it on Because ░░░░░░░░ sounds cooling and refreshing ░░░░░░░░ way better than doing ░░░░░░░░ on the whac a ░░░░░░░░ Are you ready for ░░░░░░░░ to get worse Because ░░░░░░░░ bad because here it ░░░░░░░░ Because the sex on ░░░░░░░░ air hockey table happened ░░░░░░░░ the house party while ░░░░░░░░ homeowner watched Why on ░░░░░░░░ are you watching Hold ░░░░░░░░ I got winter So ░░░░░░░░ dropped out on what ░░░░░░░░ like Twitter or something ░░░░░░░░ out on social media ░░░░░░░░ While the momentum was ░░░░░░░░ it is clear that ░░░░░░░░ confirmation was unfairly becoming ░░░░░░░░ distraction to the critical ░░░░░░░░ of the Trump Vance ░░░░░░░░ That is true All ░░░░░░░░ this attention on this ░░░░░░░░ criminal was unfairly distracting ░░░░░░░░ the critical work of ░░░░░░░░ the other sex criminals ░░░░░░░░ they nominated and elected ░░░░░░░░ elected Applause So Gaetz ░░░░░░░░ t going to be ░░░░░░░░ general And remember Gaetz ░░░░░░░░ resigned from Congress Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause It s a ░░░░░░░░ tough day for Gaetz ░░░░░░░░ explains why he looks ░░░░░░░░ surprised Sad Laminated But ░░░░░░░░ s gone despite the ░░░░░░░░ that just yesterday veep ░░░░░░░░ J D Vance led ░░░░░░░░ through meetings with multiple ░░░░░░░░ senators in an attempt ░░░░░░░░ save the nomination For ░░░░░░░░ here s senator John ░░░░░░░░ that John Kennedy Kennedy ░░░░░░░░ he sat down with ░░░░░░░░ two men yesterday Clip ░░░░░░░░ Kennedy Matt and J ░░░░░░░░ asked for the meeting ░░░░░░░░ you know we may ░░░░░░░░ about the Dallas Cowboys ░░░░░░░░ all I know They ░░░░░░░░ asked for a meeting ░░░░░░░░ I said Sure I ░░░░░░░░ meetings Clip ends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ He loves meetings Well ░░░░░░░░ for calling this meeting ░░░░░░░░ I love meetings You ░░░░░░░░ catch the Cowboys game ░░░░░░░░ night Yeah John we ░░░░░░░░ you to confirm this ░░░░░░░░ who gets poked up ░░░░░░░░ bangs teens on air ░░░░░░░░ tables Laughter That Cooper ░░░░░░░░ has an arm like ░░░░░░░░ rocket doesn t he ░░░░░░░░ I do love meetings ░░░░░░░░ it s not just ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Thank ░░░░░░░░