Colbert to RFK Jr.: There Are No Worms Lining up to Eat Portions of My Brain But Canadian Froot Loops Actually Have 26 Ingredients

COLBERT We still don ░░░░░░░░ know the entire parade ░░░░░░░░ clowns degenerates and in ░░░░░░░░ that Trump will have ░░░░░░░░ this country but one ░░░░░░░░ we know will have ░░░░░░░░ major role is RFK ░░░░░░░░ Now if you re ░░░░░░░░ familiar with him it ░░░░░░░░ probably because he ran ░░░░░░░░ president and nobody cared ░░░░░░░░ we re familiar with ░░░░░░░░ because he s done ░░░░░░░░ whole mess of crazy ░░░░░░░░ including but not limited ░░░░░░░░ admitting to dumping a ░░░░░░░░ bear in Central Park ░░░░░░░░ a prank living with ░░░░░░░░ emu who would regularly ░░░░░░░░ his wife owning two ░░░░░░░░ who meditate with him ░░░░░░░░ morning bragging about his ░░░░░░░░ full of roadkill and ░░░░░░░░ a whale then strapping ░░░░░░░░ to the roof of ░░░░░░░░ minivan for a five ░░░░░░░░ drive home Now that ░░░░░░░░ deranged but he actually ░░░░░░░░ a good reason for ░░░░░░░░ of this a worm ░░░░░░░░ into his brain and ░░░░░░░░ a portion of it ░░░░░░░░ then died So naturally ░░░░░░░░ whale decapitating bear dumping ░░░░░░░░ talking worm cemetery is ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump wants to ░░░░░░░░ in charge of our ░░░░░░░░ s health Here he ░░░░░░░░ last week Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Robert F Kennedy cares ░░░░░░░░ about human beings and ░░░░░░░░ and the environment than ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ him go wild on ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ him go wild on ░░░░░░░░ food I m going ░░░░░░░░ let him go wild ░░░░░░░░ medicines Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ good cause that s ░░░░░░░░ how I like my ░░░░░░░░ wild It s just ░░░░░░░░ the directions on the ░░░░░░░░ bottle say Go crazy ░░░░░░░░ every 2 4 hours ░░░░░░░░ food Right Just freak ░░░░░░░░ Freak out twice a ░░░░░░░░ I got something And ░░░░░░░░ Jr Is ready for ░░░░░░░░ wilding Here he is ░░░░░░░░ talking about food deregulation ░░░░░░░░ starts Kennedy JR Why ░░░░░░░░ we have Froot Loops ░░░░░░░░ this country that have ░░░░░░░░ or 19 ingredients and ░░░░░░░░ go to Canada and ░░░░░░░░ s got two or ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Now ░░░░░░░░ m not the smartest ░░░░░░░░ in the room There ░░░░░░░░ no worms lining up ░░░░░░░░ eat portions of my ░░░░░░░░ but I went to ░░░░░░░░ Kellogg s Canada website ░░░░░░░░ it turns out Canadian ░░░░░░░░ Loops actually have 26 ░░░░░░░░ And that doesn t ░░░░░░░░ count the gravy which ░░░░░░░░ use to make Frootine.”