Colbert to Trump on ‘Garbage’ Comment: ‘Pro-Tip,’ ‘Try Not to October Surprise Yourself’

COLBERT Over on the ░░░░░░░░ side Donald Trump is ░░░░░░░░ dealing with the firestorm ░░░░░░░░ Sunday s Madison Square ░░░░░░░░ hate fest where the ░░░░░░░░ speaker of the evening ░░░░░░░░ Puerto Rico an island ░░░░░░░░ floating garbage The headlines ░░░░░░░░ been really rough for ░░░░░░░░ GOP including Trump s ░░░░░░░░ Rico fallout is spreading ░░░░░░░░ wildfire in Pennsylvania Puerto ░░░░░░░░ Republican chair is demanding ░░░░░░░░ Trump apology for his ░░░░░░░░ s racist remarks and ░░░░░░░░ Trump campaign is struggling ░░░░░░░░ contain Puerto Rico October ░░░░░░░░ Here s a little ░░░░░░░░ tip when running for ░░░░░░░░ try not to October ░░░░░░░░ yourself Uh oh Oh ░░░░░░░░ Gosh darn it I ░░░░░░░░ myself pushing an old ░░░░░░░░ into a river and ░░░░░░░░ it to CNN Classic ░░░░░░░░ surprise It s rare ░░░░░░░░ tell a joke so ░░░░░░░░ that it alters the ░░░░░░░░ of human history Last ░░░░░░░░ that happened was in ░░░░░░░░ when Archduke Franz Ferdinand ░░░░░░░░ at an open mic ░░░░░░░░ assassins are so ugly ░░░░░░░░ portraits hang themselves Ha ░░░░░░░░ That joke killed Me ░░░░░░░░ oh World war I ░░░░░░░░ starting Wow he knew ░░░░░░░░ was only World War ░░░░░░░░ He knew there was ░░░░░░░░ be a second one ░░░░░░░░ s amazing Light laughter ░░░░░░░░ soon Today Trump stepped ░░░░░░░░ like a man and ░░░░░░░░ responsibility for absolutely nothing ░░░░░░░░ of the speaker I ░░░░░░░░ t know him someone ░░░░░░░░ him up there I ░░░░░░░░ t know who he ░░░░░░░░ and claimed he hadn ░░░░░░░░ listened to the speaker ░░░░░░░░ remarks Look someone plans ░░░░░░░░ things Not me I ░░░░░░░░ t see or hear ░░░░░░░░ because they keep me ░░░░░░░░ all day long like ░░░░░░░░ falcon Okay Otherwise I ░░░░░░░░ flapping my arms and ░░░░░░░░ to fly away.’”