Colbert: Alito’s Wife ‘Clears up’ in Audio that She’s Not a Fascist, She’s Just Hellbent on Revenge the ‘German Way’

COLBERT There is more ░░░░░░░░ for Supreme Court justice ░░░░░░░░ baby who definitely does ░░░░░░░░ want that airplane to ░░░░░░░░ in for a landing ░░░░░░░░ Alito Alito has been ░░░░░░░░ hot water lately for ░░░░░░░░ other things flying multiple ░░░░░░░░ that support the January ░░░░░░░░ insurrection this outside of ░░░░░░░░ homes Now he s ░░░░░░░░ secretly recorded saying what ░░░░░░░░ flags only hinted at ░░░░░░░░ last week Alito attended ░░░░░░░░ fancy dinner held by ░░░░░░░░ Supreme Court Historical Society ░░░░░░░░ he met a woke ░░░░░░░░ sheep s clothing liberal ░░░░░░░░ and filmmaker Lauren Windsor ░░░░░░░░ asked questions of the ░░░░░░░░ as though she were ░░░░░░░░ conservative Now I know ░░░░░░░░ seems shady but it ░░░░░░░░ a legitimate interview technique ░░░░░░░░ at the Borat School ░░░░░░░░ Journalism Laughter and Applause ░░░░░░░░ the Borat School of ░░░░░░░░ also where Alito learn ░░░░░░░░ to blame everything on ░░░░░░░░ wife Laughter Here s ░░░░░░░░ after Windsor complains that ░░░░░░░░ s no way religious ░░░░░░░░ can possibly compromise with ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts S Alito ░░░░░░░░ think you re probably ░░░░░░░░ One side or the ░░░░░░░░ one side or the ░░░░░░░░ is going to win ░░░░░░░░ don t know I ░░░░░░░░ there can be a ░░░░░░░░ way of working a ░░░░░░░░ of living together peacefully ░░░░░░░░ it s difficult you ░░░░░░░░ because there are differences ░░░░░░░░ fundamental things that really ░░░░░░░░ t be compromised Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT You re a ░░░░░░░░ Court justice You re ░░░░░░░░ supposed to be thinking ░░░░░░░░ what side someone is ░░░░░░░░ You re supposed to ░░░░░░░░ cases impartial That s ░░░░░░░░ Lady Justice has a ░░░░░░░░ and a scale not ░░░░░░░░ D glasses and a ░░░░░░░░ bucket Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ sereptitious dishes recordings also ░░░░░░░░ Alito s flag addicted ░░░░░░░░ Martha Ann Now she ░░░░░░░░ already caught a lot ░░░░░░░░ from the flag stuff ░░░░░░░░ when Windsor asked her ░░░░░░░░ the blowback about the ░░░░░░░░ Martha Ann said that ░░░░░░░░ would get even Clip ░░░░░░░░ WINDSOR They re persecuting ░░░░░░░░ Martha Ann Alito Look ░░░░░░░░ me Look at me ░░░░░░░░ m German from Germany ░░░░░░░░ heritage is German You ░░░░░░░░ after me I m ░░░░░░░░ give it back to ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Oh ░░░░░░░░ that that clears it ░░░░░░░░ She s not a ░░░░░░░░ she s just hellbent ░░░░░░░░ revenge the German way ░░░░░░░░ Deutsch Of course if ░░░░░░░░ re hanging out with ░░░░░░░░ Ann we re talking ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Martha Ann ░░░░░░░░ You know what I ░░░░░░░░ I want a Sacred ░░░░░░░░ of Jesus flag because ░░░░░░░░ have to look across ░░░░░░░░ lagoon at the Pride ░░░░░░░░ for the next month ░░░░░░░░ ends COLBERT I believe ░░░░░░░░ actually have footage of ░░░░░░░░ Ann after seeing a ░░░░░░░░ flag from her Beach ░░░░░░░░ Clip plays from The ░░░░░░░░ Lotus UNKNOWN These gays ░░░░░░░░ re trying to murder ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT But ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause That ░░░░░░░░ just the tip of ░░░░░░░░ flag berg because it ░░░░░░░░ out Justice Alito may ░░░░░░░░ tried to discourage his ░░░░░░░░ s favorite hobby Clip ░░░░░░░░ Martha Ann Alito Alito ░░░░░░░░ he s like Oh ░░░░░░░░ don t put up ░░░░░░░░ flag I said I ░░░░░░░░ t do it because ░░░░░░░░ m deferring to you ░░░░░░░░ when you are free ░░░░░░░░ this nonsense I m ░░░░░░░░ it up and I ░░░░░░░░ gonna send them a ░░░░░░░░ every day maybe every ░░░░░░░░ I ll be changing ░░░░░░░░ flags There ll be ░░░░░░░░ kinds I made a ░░░░░░░░ in my head This ░░░░░░░░ how I satisfy myself ░░░░░░░░ ends COLBERT Satisfy yourself ░░░░░░░░ I m not going ░░░░░░░░ kink shame but why ░░░░░░░░ her anger always channeled ░░░░░░░░ flags I d love ░░░░░░░░ see her get cut ░░░░░░░░ in traffic Ooh have ░░░░░░░░ got a flag in ░░░░░░░░ head for you Subaru ░░░░░░░░ ooh just just two ░░░░░░░░ from now Just two ░░░░░░░░ You you are gonna ░░░░░░░░ it Siri navigate to ░░░░░░░░ Fabrics Now Martha Ann ░░░░░░░░ on to describe her ░░░░░░░░ imaginary revenge flag Clip ░░░░░░░░ Martha Ann Alito It ░░░░░░░░ white and it has ░░░░░░░░ and orange flames around ░░░░░░░░ and in the middle ░░░░░░░░ the word vergogna Vergogna ░░░░░░░░ Italian mean shame Vergogna ░░░░░░░░ E R G O ░░░░░░░░ N A vergogna Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT First of all ░░░░░░░░ s already an Italian ░░░░░░░░ that means shame and ░░░░░░░░ s this one Laughter ░░░░░░░░ I can see why ░░░░░░░░ took the trouble to ░░░░░░░░ it out Oh look ░░░░░░░░ Alitos put up a ░░░░░░░░ flag What does it ░░░░░░░░ Ver gina With flames ░░░░░░░░ it I think somebody ░░░░░░░░ a yeast infection Take ░░░░░░░░ oatmeal bath honey Look ░░░░░░░░ Alito I know you ░░░░░░░░ to express your disapproval ░░░░░░░░ Pride month by hosting ░░░░░░░░ vergogna up the flagpole ░░░░░░░░ unfortunately Vergogna Flagpole s ░░░░░░░░ the name of a ░░░░░░░░ successful drag queen Laughter ░░░░░░░░ wasn t fantasizing about ░░░░░░░░ people through semaphore it ░░░░░░░░ like Martha Ann was ░░░░░░░░ a pretty good time ░░░░░░░░ the party Here she ░░░░░░░░ bidding farewell to a ░░░░░░░░ named Cat Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Ann Alito Bye baby ░░░░░░░░ Cat Meow mow mow ░░░░░░░░ mow She s a ░░░░░░░░ girl Clip ends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ By the way Meow ░░░░░░░░ mow mow mow She ░░░░░░░░ a bad girl also ░░░░░░░░ catchphrase of Vergogna Flagpole.”